Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym #40

by Tara Ariano on May 16, 2012

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Please consider exercising at home, or at least outdoors, if the noises you make on the elliptical machine are indistinguishable from the noises you make during a shuddering climax.

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Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym #39

by Tara Ariano on May 11, 2012

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Just because they have laces doesn’t mean you’re supposed to work out in them, you tit.

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10 Hushed-Up Reality-Show Mishaps

December 8, 2011

While my heart goes out to the California homeowners whose house was damaged during a Mythbusters segment, I would be remiss if I did not use the incident as a teachable moment regarding the very real destruction that reality shows wreak every day, but which the shows’ various networks keep out of the news. Sure, you [...]

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Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym #38

November 28, 2011

I don’t care how many towels you put down, it’s just not okay for you to straddle a two-foot-wide bench when you’re naked.

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A Short Play About Appreciating Timothy Olyphant

November 23, 2011
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A Short Play About Documenting Someone’s Soiled Pants

November 15, 2011
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A Short One-Woman Play About A Sale On Orla Kiely

November 2, 2011

This is the kind of bullshit Sarah sometimes comes back to when she’s working.

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A Short Play About Evita

October 21, 2011
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A Short Play About Working At MLB.com

September 13, 2011
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Makeover, Makeover

September 12, 2011

I watch The Nate Berkus Show every day (for some reason), and obviously one of their go-to segments is the home makeover. Generally, the segments are introduced by a husband, who’s appealing to the show to make over a room for his wife. These guys produce these effusive testimonials about the women who are the [...]

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