A Short Play About The Maxim Hot 100

by Tara Ariano on May 4, 2011

in Dorkiness,Pop Culture,Short Plays

12:20:08 PM Tara Ariano: BTW when the “Maxim” Hot 100 came out yesterday, I scanned the list just thinking which ones you’d approve of.
12:20:49 PM Will Edmondson: yeah I havent seen it
12:21:01 PM Tara Ariano: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (?) is #1.
12:21:17 PM Will Edmondson: bravo
12:21:20 PM Will Edmondson: I approve of that
12:26:03 PM Will Edmondson: who else is on this list
12:27:11 PM Tara Ariano: http://www.maxim.com/amg/GIRLS/Articles/2011+Hot+100
12:27:38 PM Will Edmondson: CAMERON DIAZ!?!?!?!
12:27:44 PM Tara Ariano: I knew you’d object to that one!

12:27:45 PM Will Edmondson: olivia munn is so played out too
12:27:55 PM Will Edmondson: I dont know who most of these people are
12:27:56 PM Tara Ariano: I can see a few in the top 10 you’d veto.
12:28:10 PM Will Edmondson: britney spears and anna kournikova shouldnt be there
12:28:14 PM Will Edmondson: taylor swift, no
12:28:22 PM Tara Ariano: I don’t get why people think Anna Kournikova is cute.
12:28:28 PM Will Edmondson: well she is
12:28:32 PM Tara Ariano: IS she?
12:28:39 PM Will Edmondson: but she also hasnt done anything relevant in 5 years12:28:44 PM Tara Ariano: Amanda Bynes?
12:28:46 PM Will Edmondson: lohan, fuck no
12:28:58 PM Will Edmondson: bynes is ok, but not worthy of being that high.
12:29:01 PM Tara Ariano: Avril Lavigne?
12:29:02 PM Will Edmondson: emma stone, no
12:29:04 PM Will Edmondson: nope
12:29:24 PM Will Edmondson: christina aguilera and whitney port, no
12:29:30 PM Will Edmondson: miley, no
12:30:12 PM Will Edmondson: JWOWW
12:30:15 PM Will Edmondson: HAHAHAHA
12:30:20 PM Will Edmondson: dude, fuck this list man
12:30:31 PM Tara Ariano: I love that they have to goose her with a popsicle fellatio photo, too.
12:32:05 PM Will Edmondson: but yeah this list has some major holes
12:32:21 PM Tara Ariano: OH SHIT
12:32:25 PM Tara Ariano: THAT’S WHAT HE SAID

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Lynley May 4, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Well played, Tara. Well played.

Will May 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm

for the record, kate upton was robbed. clearly #1. here she is doing the dougie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4

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