Screen: HBO

Boardwalk Empire

Co-Ed Naked Prohibition

Willie Thompson is the scion of a bootlegging empire, and speaking of legs, have you seen his third?

Tara Ariano
 
Name Willie Thompson
Age 19ish
Occupation Full-time sophomore, Temple University; part-time rye-runner
Height 6'
Weight 145 lbs.
Location Philadelphia, PA; Atlantic City, NJ
Education High school diploma; B.A. in Finance (in progress).
Seeking Tomatoes (girls).
For Awkwardly groping assignations.
About Me My father has never measured up to my uncle as a businessman -- or as a man in general, if you ask me -- and did you know that a chip on your shoulder is hereditary? I have a lot to prove, which is why I might try to gain stature with my peers by making dangerous promises with regard to my ability to snag some liquor for a hopping basement party. But if I can manage to pull it off -- I'll be all set, and those rich kids will be all wet! 23 skidoo!
About You You find my shock of curly hair exciting, and you like that I hang back while a chubby rich kid tries to get under your unmentionables, because you can take care of yourself, by gum!
In Relationships, I... ...like it if you take the lead, as in literally leading me up the stairs so that we can french in the library.
On Our First Date, We'd... ...get all loopy on that rye I got -- college kids love rye, right? -- and inexpertly fumble around each other's dirty parts.
Contact Me If... ...you think it's sexy when your partner almost immediately gets a full-on raging boner that maintains position even when it's interrupted in its activities by a whole bunch of classmates busting in and humiliating me/it. Also if you like dry-humping.
Tara Ariano