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Goal-Oriented Teacher's Pet Seeks...Same?
Now that we've seen two suitors vying for Santiago, let's peek at what her online dating profile says she wants in a guy.
| Name: | Amy Santiago. |
| Age: | Early thirties. |
| Occupation: | Detective. |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| Weight: | 120 lbs. (150 if you count the weight of self-imposed expectations) |
| Location: | Brooklyn, NY. |
| Education: | B.A. in Art History; Police Academy; several refresher courses -- quiz me on police codes if you dare! 😉 |
| Seeking: | Men (as opposed to man-children, ahem). |
| For: | Dating or marriage or something super-casual -- whatever! I am very easy-going about that stuff; in fact if we had a competition among all the people you know I would probably be the most easy-going! |
| About Me: | I'm not sure how but I got a reputation among my colleagues (also my friends!) for being kind of an intense, apple-polishing, rule-following spoon collector, but nothing could be further from the truth! (Except for the spoons. I do have a spoon collection. And I should have put that away before they all came over for Thanksgiving dinner. SLOPPY, Amy!) But at heart, I am just a real free spirit, even if my fully buttoned blouses and extremely tight ponytails suggest otherwise. I am a nut! I'm a nut for Sudoku, anyway! |
| About You: | You are a steady, responsible professional adult with a savings account and at least one pair of hard shoes. |
| In Relationships, I... | ...am often interrupted in my attempts to find love by pranks from one of my best work friends/worst rivals, who just likes to mess with me, but he doesn't mean anything by it, really. I think. |
| On Our First Date, We'd... | ...go have dinner maybe in Harlem or on Long Island or possibly in Philadelphia? If you don't mind, it might be best for us to head out so far that even this guy would do a cost-benefit analysis (not that he'd call it that) and decide it would be too much of a hassle to follow us and keep sending pizzas to the table or try to get me to take off my sweater or fill the restaurant with crickets. |
| Contact Me If... | ...you like a challenge? |