Death Be Not Out And Proud

Clare (Aislinn Paul) had cancer; Alli (Melinda Shankar) had a jealous, violent ex in France; Adam (Jordan Todosey) had massive cranial trauma after driving a van into a tree while texting, you guys, and died.

Cram It, Churchy

Drew vs. Becky

Poor dumb Becky tries to apologize for getting Jesus all over Adam's funeral, whereupon Drew (Luke Bilyk) decides to glare her into submission and inform her, "He died because of you." According to Drew, if Becky hadn't been jerking Adam around while she was in Florida, Adam wouldn't have been driving the van in search of a cell signal to beg her to give him another chance. Becky's like, "No!" Drew's like, "[Scowl.]"

Winner: Drew. Moral indignation FTW.

Happiness Is A Clean CT Scan

Remember how Clare had cancer? It's in remission! Darcy, cancel your plane ticket, you totes don't have to come home after all!

Feeling Guilty for Not Preventing Adam From Driving That Fateful Van, Drew Cries And/Or Passes Kidney Stones

Mourning Park

Becky is bummed that no one is showing up to Adam's impromptu memorial, and then everyone does, but it's suspenseful for about nine seconds there!

Get The Look: I'm A SurVIvor, I Ain't Gon' GIVE Up!

Glamour Wig: Make sure it's a totally different style and colour from your old hair so that no one forgets it's not real.

Hug Proxy: Make someone else hug people on your behalf so that your immunosuppressed system doesn't get their cooties.

Hesitant Smile: Since you're at a memorial for another kid who actually did die and you almost didn't go because you were worried your health would seem like a rebuke to him and his bad luck...don't look too happy.

Forgiveness, Please

Becky and Drew agree that neither one of them was to blame for Adam's death. Phew! Let's blame Adam instead. DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE, TEENZ!