Video Killed The Orchestra Star

Let's hope that none of us ever finds out what it's like to lose a loved one to suicide -- not just because any of us would miss him or her horribly, duh, but also because, judging by the path that Maya (Olivia Scriven) has taken this season on Degrassi, it causes one to act out in a variety of ways, particularly sexually. We might, for instance, find ourselves in a back room at a party, making out with a guy whose name we're not 100% sure we know, and having it filmed by the school burnout. And then, just to try to show how unaffected we are by the suicide, we might post that video on our "Facerange" page. And we might think that, as long as we had set the privacy settings on it such that our parents couldn't see it, we'd be all set! And we would be wrong.

Maya! Did you know that the local youth orchestra has a code of (moral) conduct to which its members must adhere? And that said code does not allow for amateur first-base pornography? And that one drunken encounter might derail all your musical dreams regardless of how flawless your audition? You didn't? Well, now you know.