Love, Prepper-Style

  • Jeff hasn't had much time for women in recent years, because he has a secret." "I own an Atlas F missile silo.
  • When I meet women, I tell them that I own the silo, but I approach it from a vacation-property standpoint.
  • I mean, it's got to be hard to find somebody with your kind of standards. They've got to be able to live underground.
  • Since I bought the silo, I haven't done much dating.
  • Jeff's chosen profiles for a few women he thinks could be perfect prepper matches.
  • He doesn't want to face an economic apocalypse alone."
  • Are you outdoorsy?...Got any survival skills?...Do you think that the U.S. has the potential to financially collapse?
  • I don't mean to sound, like, rude, like he was paranoid, but....
  • Do you get into shooting sports at all, or anything?
  • Jeff hopes one of these three women could be the perfect mix of prepping partner...and life partner.
  • Well, I hope you don't mind, but, don't really know you that well yet, so if I could still keep one secret on the location, if you don't mind me...blindfold for a couple of minutes?
    ...Um...I'm really not comfortable with that.
    No? It's only going to be for a couple of minutes while we take this real short drive.
    Okay. I'm trusting you. You seem trustworthy.
  • Just want to let you know, I've got my phone, and it's got GPS tracking on it just in case, so...." "You've come prepared! Smart!" "Yes. Let's call it that.
  • There's not much to be seen up here. The business end is all underground.
  • These are the original blast doors.
  • I think she got hit pretty hard with the smell of old.
  • Jeff can sense that Stephanie's not impressed.
  • I'd consider going on another date with him. No blindfolds this time, though.