Screen: USA
Tattoo Nightmare
Graceland's Johnny learns (the hard way) what NOT to do when you're undercover, and covered in henna.
It's pretty exciting for Johnny (Manny Montana) -- who's kind of been the little mascot of the Graceland house, hanging around but not really getting involved in any serious busts -- to get called in on a weed sting. Sure, it's almost entirely because he's of Mexican descent, so he meets the casting brief for the operation, but still, take off that shirt and get covered in some gang (henna) ink!
Soon, the thrill of the operation is compounded by the dawning realization that Ashika (Mia Kirshner), the weed-farming target of the operation, is hot for Johnny, and he's only human, what's he going to do -- not sleep with her?
Screen: USA
Alas, this sting is taking place in the state of California, where it can get kind of hot at night, especially if you're also, like, sweating and letting a lady rub her hands (or whatever) all over your skin. And while henna will stay put for a while, it's not actually permanent.
Screen: USA
Uh oh, now you've ruined her sheets! Also she knows your tattoos are fake, and that you're not the cholo you made yourself out to be.
Screen: USA
Whoops! Now she's holding you at gunpoint!
Screen: USA
WTG, JOHNNY.
Screen: Fox/Netflix