In Which The Best Mix Of Fun Games Ever Is Wasted On Jaime Pressly

Best New Game

Letter Have It! It's a memory game and a twitch game at the same time, and you could totally steal it for home play with a bunch of index cards if you aren't near any kids with blocks.

Best New Game First Runner-Up

Back To Back! Another one that would be fun to play at home if you had enough people. My only problem with this is the direction: how about keeping the camera fixed so that we can see both people miming at the same time, which is the thing that makes it funny, and how did no one ON THE PRODUCTION make this point?

Most Unfortunate Consequence Of A Lifetime Of Rinkschooling

Tara Lipinski can't think of any words that communicate "Congress."

Most Unearned Guitar Face

Least Valuable Player

I guess it's to her credit that Jaime Pressly alerts her team right from the jump that she's going to suck? So that they can try to make up her deficits?

Because this is just the first of many instances where she is useless and thinks it's cute.

Fuck off with your "blonde card," dummy. Here's the last instance of her fucking her team -- and you can see throughout the round how much Zachary Levi wishes he'd been placed in the lead spot (and I'm not going to say the fix is in because he's not...but okay, I totally am).

Most Valuable Player

Speaking of Zachary Levi: ZACHARY LEVI! Here he is killing on another new game, Sounds Off!

He's so good that even though, on principle, I don't love it when civilians pick a Celebrity Name Game partner who wasn't on their team, I can't get mad at Matt for taking Levi to the final.

And the fact that Levi doesn't know who Kris Jenner is just makes him MORE of a champion to me.