Cheryl Burke Fails To Dance Her Way Into America's Hearts In Her Hollywood Game Night Debut

Least Tiger-y Eye Of The Tiger

Literal Lyrics ends up being a tough round for everyone...

...but no one seems to be embarrassed to do well at it other than Seth Green.

It's okay to make eye contact, Seth. Every dumb wrong answer's not going to end in Jenna Elfman's losing a finger. Though maybe it should.

Most Informative Game

Thanks to new game Scary Poppins, Jeff Dye got to learn who "The Bard" was...

..and Cheryl Burke that Budapest is a city in Hungary.

Least Sensibly Dressed

You and I are enemies, Cheryl Burke.

Biggest Joe Reid Shout-Out

Biggest Kids In The Hall Shout-Out

There's no reason Michelle Trachtenberg should keep peppering her comments with variations on the word "accurate" -- like here...

...and here...

...except that she's trying to give us all a pleasant reminder of this Kids In The Hall sketch.

Least Advantageous Advantage

Why would you throw in a dancing game when one team includes a professional dancer and the other one doesn't?

Oh -- because she kind of sucks at games and it doesn't matter.

Worst Sportsmanship

This round of Off The Top Of My Head isn't a strong one for anyone involved. But you have to watch the first half of it...

...so that you know why Michelle Trachtenberg is seething with rage from the moment her team's turn ends literally until the end of the show.

Trachtenberg's stony pout is so unmistakable and awkward that the camera finally has to stop landing on her.

She barely even CLAPS FOR HER FELLOW CELEBRITIES' CHARITIES.

Honey, I know it sucks to lose, and I'm not even going to sit here and say a round inspired by The Walking Dead is a fair match-up against one about Sesame Street, since although most people are at least vaguely familiar with the former, the latter is a part of all our childhoods. But your team sucked, and also, you are on TV. Put on a brave face and bitch about it to your significant other on the car ride home; you are embarrassing yourself.

Worst Choke

Alyson really couldn't have chosen two better celebrities than the ones she took to the Bonus Round. But maybe Green would have been more effective if Elfman hadn't been standing beside him offering clues that were riddled with factual errors.

Peyton Manning has nothing to do with Gisele anyone, as far as I know, and Benedict Cumberbatch has never won an Oscar, never mind "just." Then again, in Elfman's slight defense, she wasn't the only one getting sloppy as the night wore on.

How did Trachtenberg feel about all of this? Extra Hot Great Game Time contributor Rob Hartmann thinks he knows.