Martha Stewart Tries To Participate In Hollywood Game Night

Most Endearing Banter

This is precisely the sort of display that has led me to dub Scott Wolf "TV's Matt Damon."

And the ovation for the mention of Party Of Five warmed my tiny heart.

Worst Player

WELL, I tried to start with a positive, but it's time to get into it, MARTHA. Historically, I have been a supporter of Martha Stewart, but from the moment I saw her age-inappropriate little Peter Pan collar, I turned against her, and it turns out that my bad first impression is TOTALLY LEGIT. Her interest in playing Home Sweets Home when she gets her first opportunity is nil.

Her second turn up is just incomprehensible.

"No." - HER NON-FAMOUS TEAM CAPTAIN. Seriously, Amanda. The fuck is "Peb"?

@TaraAriano @SubatomicCowboy She makes delicious homemade Peb!

— joereid (@joereid) July 11, 2014

SHE DOES NOT, JOE.

She doesn't do much better in Clue-Boom.

And to top it all off: poor sportsmanship.

Boo, Martha. Booooooooo.

Ugliest Outfit

I'm sure this Margaret Cho situation is Anna Sui or something. It still looks like a Buffalo Exchange clearance rack.

Most Unbalanced Round

The clues Team Amanda gets seem guaranteed to hand them a win -- or it would, if Scott Wolf's clue-giving prowess were even close to being matched by his idiot teammates.

His defeat is as unjust as his reaction is adorable.

Most Unfortunate Clues

Ooooooh, Margaret. Think of some OTHER WAYS to describe Liam Neeson, please.