No One's Favourite Game, Four Letter Words, Returns For Hollywood Game Night's 'Battle Of The Sexes III'

"I Would"-est Panel

Ben Feldman. Michael Ealy. Adam Goldberg is kind of an offbeat "would," but would I? Reader, I would.

Biggest Personal Slight To David T. Cole

What's missing from that info, you ask? OH, I DON'T KNOW, A LITTLE SO-CALLED ALMOST HUMAN???

Randomest Drive-By Sex Joke

Him and not Goldberg? Or Kate Walsh, for that matter? Okay.

Randomest Dilettante-y "Career" "Move"

I cannot possibly endorse this sideline -- nor, I bet, will any actual comics.

Most Appropriately Giddy Response To Being On The Receiving End Of A Ben Feldman Smile

That's right, Casey. That's the correct degree of excitement one should exhibit when breathing the same air as Ben Feldman.

Least Welcome Return

I have a four-letter word for this game. It's followed by a three-letter word.

Most Unpredictably Difficult Game

Yes, Jane In The Box is mostly just a pretext for a million "box" jokes that were called out for not being especially funny when Karen Walker made them with regard to Jack's magic act about forty years ago on Will & Grace. But it's also sneakily hard, particularly if many of the players have been enjoying spirits.

Best Post-Crank Flourish

Eaaaaaaaaaaaly!

Genderqueerest Game

The women's half of I Love A Charade is pretty good.

But when the men take over and have to mime a bunch of stuff about weddings, it's fucking adorable.

Biggest Missed Opportunity

This is, no question, a great round of Celebrity Name Game...

...in which a solid player reaps the benefits of choosing the right two celebrities as his clue-givers. But how do you get "Ruth Bader Ginsburg" and not say something like "same last name as the character I played on Mad Men," Ben Feldman???!!??!? Just because Don Draper doesn't think of poor old Ginsberg at all doesn't mean you should do the same.