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Homeland

The Questions Carrie Should Have Been Asked On A Polygraph

For instance: 'Is that the best you could do for a secret phone hiding place?'

Tara Ariano
 
  • "How did anyone ever get the idea that you're a super-great agent?"
  • "Do you actually like jazz, or does it just remind you of the discordant noises in your head?"
  • "Is a kitchen cupboard really the best you could do for a secret phone hiding place?"
  • "What about when you have to charge it?"
  • "Did you just never get The Talk about how babies are made because your dad was nuts when you were a kid?"
  • "Are you keeping all those pregnancy tests because you think they might change?"
  • "Have you considered that in your dangerous job you might get killed any day and then your father and sister would have to clean out your town house and find those tests?"
  • "If so, have you considered that they might not want to touch things you've peed on?"
  • "Are you hoping the baby is Brody's, or that one bro from the Marathon Championship?"
  • "If you're hoping it's Brody's, have you thought at all about the danger of his passing on that tiny mouth birth defect to another generation?"
  • "You don't really love Brody, do you?"
  • "No, but seriously, it's a long con, right?"
  • "No, seriously."
  • "Is Dana really gone forever?"
  • "Can Dana really be gone forever?"
  • "When did someone with your crazy life find time to decorate your home with care and taste?"
  • "When you were decorating your home, did you take into account which kinds of cabinets would be best to hold your urine-stained medical devices?"
  • "On a scale of 0 to 1, how good a mother do you think you'll be?"
  • "Won't it be fun to raise a baby in the Tower Of David?"
  • "Who needs windowpanes, right?"
  • "Did you kill Inigo Montoya?"
  • "Have you already slept with Lockhart or are you waiting for his confirmation to go through?"
Tara Ariano