Justified

Foot Puns Rejected From Last Night's 'Justified'

Tara Ariano
 
  • "This guy was a real heel."
  • "I don't mean to sound arch, but...."
  • "Maybe he should have done a better job of toeing the line."
  • "Podiatrist, heel thyself!"
  • "He'll be in so much pain he's got to be balling his eyes out."
  • "His favourite basketball team is probably the L.A. Clippers."
  • "Turns out his achilles heel was his achilles heel."
  • "Just put that in the toe truck."
  • "Can you digit?"
  • "Hop to it."
  • "This guy was a real ball-er."
  • "His favourite dish is probably Dover Sole."
  • "You shouldn't be so callus."
  • "His favourite Virginia Woolf novel is probably Toe The Lighthouse."
  • "This is going to sound corny, but...."
  • "We need everyone instep on this one."
  • "Sock it to him."
  • "Let's not dance around the problem."
  • "The tendoncy in his travels is to walk in circles."
  • "Nailed it!"
  • "Do you want company or would you prefer to go sole-o?"
  • "We all think you're doing a toe-riffic job."
  • "You'd have tibia crazy man to do this."
  • "Couple inches higher and he would have been shanked."
  • "That sounds like fun on a bunion."
  • "This guy's a shoe-in."
  • "He's going to have trouble right out of the gait."
  • "Now now, no need to dig in your heels."
  • "Was he the sole survivor?"
  • "Have you checked the dance halls? Maybe he has a club foot."
  • "I assume for lunch you're going to want a tarsal-ad? Or would you prefer something with more of a kick?"
Tara Ariano