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And That's A Wrap On The Cutest Married Couple In America

Not before some real ACK-TING from its newly minted Oscar winner, though!

  • It's A Viagra- And Self-Locking Gym Door-Fueled Comedy Of Errors On The Streets Of Actual New York For Maybe The First Time Ever?
  • Paul (Paul Reiser) Has To Get His Tonsils Out; Jamie (Helen Hunt) Shows Off Her New Oscar With Some ACK-TING, Delivering A Heartfelt Monologue About How Much She Loves Him While He's Unconscious
  • Alan (Eric Stoltz) Gets Killed With A Bee Sting, Leaves His Fortune To Jamie
  • Lisa (Anne Ramsay) Acquires A Puma, Obviously
  • Sheila (Mo Gaffney) Tells Paul And Jamie To Stop Talking For Five Damn Minutes In A Row; Also Stomp Visits, Three Years After They Were On Roseanne
  • Craig Bierko Is Paul's New Agent; Jamie Admits To Regretting Motherhood (ACK-TING)
  • Running Charades, a.k.a. "The Thieving Magpie"
  • Robert Klein's Late-In-Life Toddler Has A Dutch Doll That Keeps Saying "My Belly Is Chubby," Which Mabel Totally Steals
  • Maggie (Judy Geeson) Is Horny For Cadillacs In Ira's (John Pankow) Totally Rigged "Hands On A Hard Body" Contest
  • Paul And Jamie Pretend To Consider Buying A House In The Suburbs
  • Sure, Why Not Double Down On That Terrible Virtual Reality Episode -- This Time, With A Pre-Disgrace Mark McGwire
  • It's Really Enough Already With Mel Brooks
  • Paul And Jamie Are Cousins, Until They're Not
  • Grown-Up Mabel (Janeane Garofalo) Tells Us The Story Of Her Parents' Incredible Relationship, Including Their Divorce (!) And Reunion [shrug]