Eva Longoria Was More Ready For Love Than Anyone

When NBC's Ready For Love was cancelled after just two episodes, some viewers must have wondered whether the three men who starred in it would ever find the Love they were officially Ready For. Well, it turns out that at least one of them may have: Ernesto Anguello, the one who wasn't a rock "star" or a doctor, is now dating Eva Longoria. How ever did a humble philanthropist happen to cross paths with a glamorous former TV star? On Ready For Love, of course! Which she executive-produced.

Conceiving and producing a whole dating reality show for the secret purpose of finding a dude she could date herself might seem like an elaborate ruse for Longoria, but it's just one of many plans she's got lined up. If things don't work out with Anguello, she won't have a hard time going on to the next one. Here's a list of the man-trapping cons Longoria has ready to deploy.

2013: Create a reality show about men trying to find wives; get it cancelled; start dating the best-looking guy.

2014: Create a prank show set in a men's suit store; start dating the guy who looks best in his underwear on the closed-circuit dressing-room camera.

2015: Create a daytime talk show in which couples use host Longoria as a mediator for issues in their relationships; advise the best-looking guy to break up with his girlfriend or wife; start dating him.

2016: Open a restaurant; install hidden cameras in the men's room; tell the guy with the most impressive genitalia at the urinal that he won a contest to have dinner with the owner; start dating him.

2017: Pore over the headshots on ZocDoc; fake an illness such that the best-looking specialist would treat it; have an incredible recovery; start dating the doctor.

2018: Revive Ready For Love as a Google Glass-exclusive series; get it cancelled; start dating the new best-looking guy.

2019: Get a job as a TSA screener; pull aside the guy who looks best on the Backscatter scan; start dating him.

2020: Deliberately get caught shoplifting; hire L.A.'s best-looking defense lawyer; start dating him.

2021: Go to prison on a shoplifting conviction; identify the best-looking inmate (using a sliding scale that takes into account her status in the yard); start dating her.

2023: Get released from prison; start dating parole officer.

2024: Write prison memoir; identify best-looking literary agent in the field; start dating him.

2025: Deliberately stage a slip-and-fall accident at a Whole Foods; agree not to file suit in exchange for a date with the manager.

2026: Deliberately stage a slip-and-fall accident at a Pavilions; accept compensation in the form of a slice of white layer cake because dating doesn't seem worth it anymore.

2027: Die peacefully in sleep, tenderly cradled by recently-released prison girlfriend.