Louis C.K.'s Episode Of Saturday Night Live Keeps On Giving

For all the pleasures one experienced watching Louis C.K.'s SNL début this weekend -- the actually hilarious monologue, the fact that the weird Zog sketch offered powerful evidence that he spent Update enjoying a cocktail -- what makes the episode even stronger is the fact that it packed in more than ninety minutes of comedy than could air on TV. First: Fox & Friends corrections. Okay, technically, you could have read them all if you'd paused your DVR a lot, but you're normal, and you may not have seen such items as "Transitions lenses do not reverse the gender of your eyes," "Trees do not have bones," and "Chef Boyardee is not the Prime Minister of Italy. He is the Vice President." EW.com has the full list, and you need to read it.

Also! If you liked the Lincoln sketch (and anyone who likes Louie is kind of obligated to like Lincoln, too), you should know that there's an extended director's cut, and here it is.