What Will Happen When Adam Levine Hosts?

11:29 PM Cold Open

As President Obama (Jay Pharoah) tries to give his inaugural address, Vice-President Biden (Jason Sudeikis) keeps upstaging him with outlandish faces and pantomime.

11:37 PM Monologue

Host Adam Levine expresses confusion that, despite being a professional musician, he will not be this episode's musical guest.

11:40 PM Commercial Parody

Seth MacFarlane (Bill Hader) teases the kinds of jokes he plans to make when he hosts the Academy Awards.

11:45 PM

Katie Couric (Kate McKinnon) interviews Manti Te'o (Bobby Moynihan) about his fake internet girlfriend, and gets increasingly dubious about his claims of both gullibility and heterosexuality.

11:54 PM

A guy (Levine) takes a date (Cecily Strong) to a karaoke bar, but fails to impress her with his terrible performance of "Moves Like Jagger."

12:00 Commercial Parody

Inspired by Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, here comes the new feature film Viktor Markov: Wolf-Crier.

12:02 AM

On The Miley Cyrus Show, Miley (Vanessa Bayer) welcomes fellow teen recording star Joe Jonas (Levine).

12:09 AM

Kendrick Lamar performs.

12:15 AM Weekend Update

Two gay guys from New Jersey (Hader and Fred Armisen) comment on President Obama's vision of gay rights, as expressed in his inaugural address; and The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party (Strong) reviews recent current events, sort of.

12:26 AM

Adam Levine (as himself) appears on Italian talk show La Rivista Della Televisione, without the benefit of a translator.

12:34 AM

Medium Tom Winters (Levine) attempts to do a cold reading on a couple (Bayer and Taran Killam) who very generously play along while indicating to the rest of the audience that Tom isn't actually getting anything right.

12:42 AM

Kendrick Lamar performs.

12:49 AM Short Film

The judges of The Voice (as themselves) are perplexed by an audition from Mokiki (Killam), who doesn't sing but does perform the Sloppy Swish.

12:55 AM

At a bar, four dudes (Levine, Sudeikis, Hader, and Armisen) casually share horrible details of their lives between verses of "Dreamweaver."

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.