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What Will Happen When Andrew Garfield Hosts Saturday Night Live?

We know he'll be cute, but what else?

11:30 PM Cold Open

The hosts of Fox & Friends (Taran Killam, Vanessa Bayer, and Bobby Moynihan) do their best to spin a story about disgraced Clippers owner Donald Sterling, but none of their selected guests will play along and minimize his remarks.

11:36 PM Monologue

First-time host Andrew Garfield takes questions from audience members, all of whom just want to see him do Spider-Man tricks.

11:44 PM

"Girlfriends Talk Show" breaks from tradition and welcomes a boy (Garfield) -- Kyra's French tutor, who develops an immediate romantic interest in Morgan, who does not reciprocate.

11:49 PM Commercial Parody

In a promo for the White House Correspondents' Dinner, host Joel McHale (Brooks Wheelan) previews some of his jokes, but his cracks about reality-show stars don't land with the staid D.C. audience.

11:54 PM

Confronted with evidence of his illegal drug use, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford (Moynihan) fails to understand why his aides are recommending that he take a leave of absence, and comes up with increasingly outrageous explanations for what they've seen and heard.

12:00 AM Short Film

Two roommates (Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney) engage in a cold war over their theft of one another's clearly labeled foods.

12:03 AM Commercial Parody

Confused consumers are barraged with car insurance options promoted by dozens of different cute and/or edgy animated characters.

12:11 AM

Coldplay performs.

12:18 AM Weekend Update

George Clooney (Bennett) stops by to explain what finally made him ready to propose marriage to his latest girlfriend; a Central Park carriage horse (Killam) weighs in on the current controversy in New York.

12:32 AM

An exciting new game show challenges contestants to identify whether names belong to Scandinavian heads of state or Game Of Thrones characters.

12:39 AM Short Film

A series of performers -- including Justin Bieber (Kate McKinnon), Daniel Radcliffe (Garfield), and Lena Dunham (Noël Wells) -- tape screen tests for consideration to star in the next Star Wars film.

12:47 AM

Coldplay performs.

12:54 AM

A café in Paris is the setting for an impromptu dance-off between a gars (Garfield) and a competitive gamine (cameo by Emma Stone).

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.