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What Will Happen When Dakota Johnson Hosts Saturday Night Live?
And how many bondage sketches do you think she was pitched (in dozens)?
On Fox & Friends, Rudy Giuliani (Beck Bennett) tries once again to clarify his remarks regarding his view of President Obama's patriotism, with plenty of "help" from show hosts Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Vanessa Bayer), and Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan).
Host Dakota Johnson offers to take questions from the audience, but since her questioners conflate her with the character she plays in Fifty Shades Of Grey, all their inquiries are both personal and filthy.
A consumer is relieved when his insurance agent materializes at the site of his car accident, but as the agent keeps showing up at more and more other events in the customer's life, it becomes clear that we're actually watching an ad for a horror film.
On a very special Waking Up With Kimye Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) hosts solo so that he can apologize to Beck for his display at the Grammys, and also welcomes other celebrities who need to apologize for recent errors, including Giuliana Rancic (Johnson) for her remarks about Zendaya, and John Travolta (Killam) for getting handsy with Scarlett Johansson and Idina Menzel at the Oscars.
A woman (Bayer) just trying to relax with a pedicure is made uncomfortable when her pedicurist (Johnson) keeps bringing up horrors of her former hardscrabble life in Moldova.
Kyle Mooney and Johnson take some of the more outlandish looks from New York Fashion Week and try them out on the streets of New York.
Alabama Shakes perform.
Sarah Palin (Kate McKinnon) expands on her joke about the Nazis at this year's Conservative Political Action Conference; The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party (Cecily Strong) offers her half-formed thoughts on current events.
From the producers of The Slap comes The Kick, a searing domestic drama about the far-reaching effects of a man kicking his brother in the nuts at a Staten Island cookout.
Alabama Shakes perform.
Two former porn stars (Strong and Bayer) film a spec TV spot to promote Rossignol ski gear with the help of their former co-star (Johnson).
People wave goodbye, hug.