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What Will Happen When Donald Trump Hosts Saturday Night Live (this time)?
Other than that we'll all be disgusted that it's happening?
Ben Carson (Kenan Thompson) visits Fox & Friends to clarify for hosts Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Vanessa Bayer), and Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) his most recent questionable comments about pyramids being used for grain storage, and to put some new bizarre views on the public record.
Host Donald Trump describes the momentum his presidential campaign has had so far, only to be interrupted by Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) interrupting to show what a good sport she is at Trump's getting to host a whole episode when she was relegated to a single sketch.
At a New Jersey car dealership, a salesman (Trump) closes deals by acting so haughty with customers that they're eager to win his approval.
In a green room at CNN, the struggling Republican candidates who've been demoted to the "undercard" debate -- including Chris Christie (Moynihan) and Lindsey Graham (Vanessa Bayer) -- are dismayed to see that they will be joined by even more marginal candidates, from the Rent Is Too Damn High guy Jimmy McMillan (Thompson) to a precocious middle-school class president (Pete Davidson).
From the makers of Thinx Period Underwear comes Shinx: underwear for the times of your life when you have diarrhea.
Sia performs.
Following her victory in Houston, anti-gay activist Doris Gannett (McKinnon) continues spreading the misinformation that got the city's equal rights ordinance, HERO; a One-Dimensional Female Character From A Male-Driven Comedy (Cecily Strong) tells Colin Jost and Michael Che how she came to understand the importance of the World Series.
Host Jane Lynch (McKinnon) tries to make sure everyone has a good time on Hollywood Game Night, but celebrity guest Donald Trump (as himself) continues acting as though all the games are beneath his dignity.
When he runs into Donald Trump (as himself) in the hall at 30 Rock, Seth Meyers (cameo as himself) recalls -- in flashback -- some of the jokes he's made at Trump's expense on his show, Late Night, and at the White House Correspondents Dinner, and gets frozen with nerves while Trump silently glares at him before grudgingly agreeing to forgive him.
Sia performs.
Donald Trump (as himself), backed up by several singers in chicken suits, stars in an all-new ad for his restaurant chain, Trump's House Of Wings.
Goodnight!