What Will Happen When Jamie Foxx Hosts (this time)?

11:30 PM Cold Open

When Kate Middleton (Cecily Strong) and Prince William (Taran Killam) tell her that Kate is pregnant, Queen Elizabeth (Fred Armisen) reacts to with a torrent of profanity, irate that she'll be upstaged so close to her Diamond Jubilee.

11:36 PM Monologue

Host Jamie Foxx talks about his new film, Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained, but just as he's about to describe what it's like to work with the director, Tarantino (Bill Hader) appears to interrupt him with his usual motormouthed babbling.

11:42 PM Commercial Parody

In an ad for a new cell phone, LeBron James (Foxx) undertakes various folksy errands, encountering unaccountably hostile people everywhere he goes, which makes no sense until we see him driving fast out of town and realize he is (or was) in Cleveland.

11:47 PM

In the latest episode of MTV's Catfish, Nev (Killam) brings Sandra (Nasim Pedrad) to meet her online boyfriend Rascal for the first time; surprise: Rascal (Foxx) is not the model in the photos he's sent her, but rather a sewage treatment worker with bad teeth and worse skin.

11:57 PM

In a joint press conference, duelling Democratic and Republican Members of Congress offer ever more outlandishly dire "fiscal cliff" predictions that they swear will come to pass if the other side doesn't back down.

12:01 AM Short Film

In the absence of a willing female assistant, Grady Wilson (Kenan Thompson) is forced to demonstrate some of the sexual positions on his new instructional DVD with the help of his friend Booley (Foxx).

12:08 AM

Ne-Yo performs.

12:15 AM Weekend Update

Dan Savage (cameo as himself) visits to talk about the advent of marriage equality in his adopted hometown of Seattle; and The Devil (Jason Sudeikis) explains how he made sure to get the photo of a man about to be killed by a subway car on the front page of the New York Post.

12:29 AM

Checking in on the awards ceremony for the Jamie Kennedy Center Honors.

12:37 AM

Lorenzo McIntosh (Thompson) and his fellow con, Courvoisier Lewis (Foxx) attempt a Scared Straight lecture on a group of unruly teens.

12:44 AM

Ne-Yo performs.

12:50 AM Short Film

Jamie Foxx (as himself) unveils the star-studded music video follow-up to his hit song, "Blame It On The Alcohol."

12:55 AM

A promo for the new film adaptation of The Hobbit reveals a new addition to the shire: hobbit Gigli (Foxx).

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.