What Will Happen When Jeremy Renner Hosts?
On a visit to hurricane-ravaged Staten Island, Bloomberg (Fred Armisen) strives not to get upstaged by President Obama (Jay Pharoah).
Host Jeremy Renner tries to prove he has a sense of humour by telling a series of jokes, but he can't break out of his usual steely, intense line delivery.
On Fox & Friends, hosts Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Gretchen Carlson (Vanessa Bayer), and Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan) discuss the inevitable fallout from legalized marijuana, and the dangers posed by young people getting "all potted up on weed."
A dashing secret agent (Renner) tries to carry out a mission in New York, only to find himself foiled at every turn by the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, from power outages messing with his gadgets to his inability to get enough gas to run his car.
In a promo for Lifetime's upcoming Liz & Dick TV movie, it becomes increasingly clear that Grant Bowler's Dick (Renner) is having a hard time keeping Lindsay Lohan (Nasim Pedrad), as Liz, on an even keel.
Pete (Renner) has a hard time getting any traction with the ladies at a speed-dating event, because they can't stop remarking upon how short he is.
Maroon 5 performs.
Weekend Update features David Petraeus biographer Paula Broadwell (Pedrad) trying to defend herself from the most salacious allegations about her affair with the general; Guy Fieri (Moynihan) responding to the unfavourable New York Times review of his new restaurant; and, with tips for visitors coming to the city for Thanksgiving, Stefon (Bill Hader).
A police sergeant (Jason Sudeikis) invites cons Lorenzo McIntosh (Kenan Thompson) and Darius Stein (Renner) to deliver a "scared straight" lecture to a group of unruly youths (Killam, Moynihan, and Hader).
Customers in line outside a Black Friday sale trash-talk one another with increasingly violent threats describing how they're going to outrun each other to the deals inside.
Maroon 5 performs.
Doug Hutchison (Renner) tries and fails to have a quiet evening at home with his flamboyant young wife, Courtney Stodden (Kate McKinnon).
People wave goodbye, hug.