What Will Happen When Kevin Hart Hosts?

11:29 PM Cold Open

Joe Biden (Jason Sudeikis) tries out several non-traditional poses for his new official portrait.

11:37 PM Monologue

Host Kevin Hart does a few minutes of standup material about having to come to New York in the middle of winter.

11:44 PM

Representatives of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts And Scientists think outside the comedy box in auditioning potential hosts for next year's telecast, including Al Pacino (Bill Hader), Adele (Aidy Bryant), and Laurence Fishburne (Hart).

11:49 PM Commercial Parody

In a teaser from the new season of TLC's My Strange Addiction, participants include a compulsive shoe sniffer, a pine cone eater, and a man (Taran Killam) who considers himself to be in a plural marriage with his outdoor furniture.

11:54 PM

When the owner (Kate McKinnon) of the Fung Wah bus line has to tell her employees that the company is shutting down, two in particular (Cecily Strong and Bobby Moynihan) take the opportunity to tell off their co-workers.

12:00 AM Commercial Parody

The Original Kings Of Catchphrase Comedy tour welcomes its latest addition: Breeley Templeton (Hart), who's built a career on his legendary catchphrase, "Lather, rinse, repeat!"

12:06 AM

Macklemore performs.

12:14 AM Weekend Update

House Of Cards protagonist Frank Underwood (Fred Armisen) maps out his party's legislative agenda for the coming House session, interrupting his comments with multiple asides to camera that contradict what he's saying to Update anchor Seth Meyers; Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer (McKinnon) defends her new policy of preventing employees from working from home.

12:30 AM

BET talk show What Up With That? features, among others, a performance by a formally trained ballet dancer (Hart) who performs in a peacock costume.

12:38 AM

On the new FX show The Americans, secret Russian spies Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings (Killam and Vanessa Bayer) start to suspect that their new neighbour (Hart) may be spying on them for Jamaica.

12:48 AM

Macklemore performs.

12:55 AM

Various cast members (as themselves) are  a little too eager to get Hart to participate in filming a "Harlem Shake" video.

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.