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What Will Happen When Scarlett Johansson Hosts Saturday Night Live (this time)?

Will marble columns be re-flogged?

11:30 PM Cold Open

Embattled Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake (Sasheer Zamata) tries to put a good face on the city's current racial unrest by highlighting the remaining reasons tourists should consider visiting Baltimore, though interruptions by thrown rocks and a rowdy teenager (Pete Davidson) who gets spanked and carted away by his mother (Leslie Jones) undercuts the message she's trying to deliver.

11:38 PM Monologue

Just in time for Age Of Ultron, franchise star and episode guest host Scarlett Johansson catches up fans with a song recapping events in the Marvel universe since the first Avengers film.

11:42 PM Commercial Parody

Senator Bernie Sanders (Beck Bennett) tries to lay out his inspiring vision for his presidential campaign, but the limitations of his budget result in a less-than-inspiring finished product.

11:46 PM

As the Supreme Court hears arguments for and against gay marriage, Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Johansson) schools her conservative fellow Justices on why they're wrong about anti-marriage equality claims, and about a variety of other topics as well, including matching their shirts and ties and whether Mad Men is earning all the fanfare surrounding its season finale.

11:51 PM Commercial Parody

Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders returns with a new campaign ad asking supporters to donate not just cash but any leftovers from their refrigerators that he can make into sandwiches to bring with him on the stump.

11:56 PM

Kyra (Cecily Strong) and Morgan (Aidy Bryant) welcome to Girlfriends Talk Show a cool older lady Kyra met when she was getting a gel manicure, only to discover she's married to Kyra's older boyfriend.

12:01 AM Commercial Parody

In his latest campaign ad, presidential candidate Bernie Sanders can no longer afford video, so he rambles over a still shot of a puppy running through a meadow.

12:08 AM

Wiz Khalifa performs.

12:14 AM Weekend Update

Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner (cameo as themselves) formally apologize to Scarlett Johansson for sexist remarks they made regarding Black Widow on the Age Of Ultron press tour; The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With At A Party (Strong) talks -- sort of -- about the White House Correspondents Dinner.

12:29 AM

Years of resentments get hashed out for the very last time in the ladies' room at a high school prom.

12:39 AM

A Crossfit instructor (Johansson) tries -- and mostly fails -- to inspire her students when she herself is still gutted from getting dumped by her boyfriend last night.

12:44 AM Commercial Parody

In the latest ad for her presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton (Kate McKinnon) is served a glass of iced tea by an extra, earning scale, who happens to be Bernie Sanders.

12:51 AM

Wiz Khalifa performs.

12:57 AM

Mike (cameo by Fred Armisen) and his daughter Lexi (Johansson) promote Mike's Pianiseum, the pre-eminent retailer of elegant grand pianos in the Lynbrook, Long Island area.

1:02 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.