What Will Happen When Anna Kendrick Hosts?
It's not too late for a Twilight spoof, right?
In the Mets locker room, manager Terry Collins (Beck Bennett) tries to console the team about their opening day standings, even though they're already dead last behind not just the other teams in the NL but also several Little League teams and at least one elite pre-teen girls' dance troupe.
Host Anna Kendrick performs a musical number detailing how her Broadway experience will serve her on SNL.
The editors of the internet's largest How I Met Your Mother fan site (Kendrick and John Milhiser) record a farewell video for their readers detailing how they intend to go on with their lives, including how the series finale has led them to break up because now they know love is dead and they have nothing more to live for.
A shoe salesman (Mike O'Brien) gets increasingly antsy as the exquisite shoes he brings out for his female customers to try send them into increasingly loud frenzies of ecstasy.
Anna Kendrick stars in the Hallmark Hall Of Fame Presentation Return To Forks, all about the wholesome town in the Pacific Northwest and how it went back to normal after all those vampires moved out.
Pharrell Williams performs.
Sportscaster Mike Francesa (Taran Killam) attempts, and pretty much fails, to explain his recent rant in opposition to paternity leave; Governor Chris Christie (Bobby Moynihan) gives context to the findings of a recent study exonerating him in the BridgeGate scandal.
On the set of Game Of Thrones, one background performer (Kendrick) confuses her fellow extras by expressing great excitement about getting to act with real dragons and see them up close.
A young woman (Kendrick) starts to suspect that her dog is Feng Shui-ing her apartment when she's gone at work.
A couple (Kendrick and Brooks Wheelan) break up in the middle of a carriage ride around Central Park, and then can't figure out how to end it and get away from each other.
Pharrell Williams performs.
A pair of guys (Bennett and Kyle Mooney) on a camping trip try to one-up each other with ghost stories at the campfire, but then have vivid, ludicrous nightmares about them.
A Congressional candidate (Kendrick) goes into shocking detail about the violent farm work she did in her youth, without quite tying it back to how this experience will serve her in Washington.
People wave goodbye, hug.