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What Will Happen When Drake Hosts?

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11:29 PM Cold Open

At a press conference, New Jersey governor Chris Christie (Bobby Moynihan) tries to distract reporters from questions surrounding the closing of the George Washington Bridge by making self-deprecating jokes about his own weight.

11:36 PM Monologue

Host Drake is interrupted in his monologue by fellow Canadian musical superstar Justin Bieber (Noel Wells), who tries to spin a recent vandalism incident he was involved in.

11:44 PM

On Waking Up With Kimye, hosts Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) and Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) welcome guest R. Kelly (Drake).

11:52 PM Short Film

A man with two penises (Drake) faces unique challenges throughout his day.

11:59 PM

On The Bachelor, Latino Bachelor Juan Pablo (Killam) has a hard time making himself understood in English, not his first language.

12:08 AM

Drake performs (with his band).

12:16 AM Weekend Update

Shia LaBeouf (John Milhiser) tries to explain his recent erratic behaviour, only to confuse matters even further with his strange, elliptical remarks; Jebidiah Atkinson (Killam) critiques his Christmas gifts.

12:28 AM

Drake (as himself) has brunch with some of his old Degrassi: The Next Generation co-stars, only to find that they're still going through the same sorts of crises their characters did on the show.

12:32 AM Commercial Parody

A lavish, Oscars-style promo touts the upcoming Razzie awards, including host Camille Grammer (Kate McKinnon).

12:38 AM

Principal Daniel Frye (Pharoah) and several faculty members — including a skittish Algebra teacher (Drake) — try to focus students' attention at an assembly.

12:47 AM

Drake performs (with his band).

12:52 AM

Three former porn stars (Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, and Drake) throw together their own amateur commercial for luxury brand Cartier.

12:59 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.