At a press conference, embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford (Bobby Moynihan) attempts to head off the latest scandalous rumours about his life.
Host Lady Gaga expresses how happy she is to be back home in New York City, running down a list of her favourite haunts in the city, interspersed with photos of her visiting Grimaldi's and Century 21 while dressed in her usual outlandish outfits.
Lady Gaga (as herself) meets with Richard Branson (Mike O'Brien) about the details of their plan to make her the first pop star to sing in space, from the fitness tests she'll have to pass to her requirements for her dressing room/pod.
J-Pop American Fun Time Now welcomes eccentric Michigan State drama professor Marguerite Stockman (Gaga).
Courtney Stodden (Gaga) minces and shimmies her way through telling her husband Doug Hutchinson (Beck Bennett) that she wants a divorce.
A free-spirited young woman (Gaga) reunites with two guys (Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg) with whom she'd formerly had a three-way, and introduces them to a new and even more adventurous friend (Taran Killam).
Lady Gaga performs (with her band).
60 Minutes correspondent Lara Logan (Kate McKinnon) abashedly shares the full list of corrections to stories recently broadcast on the show; fast food critic Burton McPhail (Kyle Mooney) reviews the latest issue of the McRib.
At a local USPS sorting plant, a harried manager (Vanessa Bayer) has to relay the news to her unhappy staff that they now have to deliver Amazon parcels on Sundays.
Rehearsals begin on the ill-starred new Broadway musical adaptation of Space Cowboys.
Lady Gaga performs (with her band).
Three former porn stars (Bayer, Gaga, and Cecily Strong) offer their unofficial endorsement of Chanel perfume, along with several anecdotes from their misspent youths.
A quick-cut promo touts JFK specials told from the perspectives of ever-more-distantly-related figures from the late President's life.
People wave goodbye, hug.