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What Will Happen When Louis C.K. Hosts SNL (this time)?

Should we assume he is what broke up Gwyneth and Chris?!

11:30 PM Cold Open

President Obama (Jay Pharoah) addresses the American people on the very serious matter of his NCAA basketball bracket.

11:36 PM Monologue

Host Louis C.K. describes some of the not-so-fun activities he's been doing with his daughters during this seemingly endless New York City winter.

11:40 PM Short Film

C.K. spoofs The Walking Dead in the style of his sitcom, Louie.

11:46 PM

On Waking Up With Kimye, Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) and Kanye West (Pharoah) defend their Vogue cover, and discuss fashion photography with guest Terry Richardson (C.K.).

11:55 PM

A harried dad (C.K.) can't stop embarrassing his daughter and her friends (Noël Wells, Aidy Bryant, and Pedrad) on their car pool to school.

11:59 PM Commercial Parody

A very special TV ad for the American Hustle DVD highlights the contributions of co-star Louis C.K.

12:02 AM

As Gwyneth Paltrow (Kate McKinnon) ponders how to break the news to her GOOP subscribers that she's moved on to a new love in her life, he visits her office to give her moral support and we see that her new boyfriend is none other than Louis C.K.

12:10 AM

Sam Smith performs.

12:17 AM Weekend Update

The extremely folksy CEO of Hobby Lobby (Bobby Moynihan) explains his anti-contraceptive position using the most euphemistic possible terms; Sasha Obama (Sasheer Zamata) explains why she looks so sour in all the photos of her trip to China with her mother and sister.

12:31 AM

The members of the Breakfast Club -- Claire (Pedrad), Bender (Kyle Mooney), Andrew (Beck Bennett), Allison (McKinnon), and Brian (John Milhiser) -- reconvene for the thirtieth anniversary of their fateful day in detention, until Janitor Carl (C.K.) crashes to needle them all about how cool they no longer are.

12:40 AM

Vladimir Putin (Bennett) meets -- shirtless, of course -- with advisors on which political moves could improve his image in light of events in Crimea.

12:51 AM

Sam Smith performs.

12:56 AM

Two weirdos (C.K. and McKinnon) strain to find common ground for romance when they're the last two people left in a bar at closing time.

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.