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What Will Happen When Miley Cyrus Hosts (this time)?

Vanessa Bayer's getting a new Miley wig, for one thing.

11:30 PM Cold Open

On Fox & Friends, hosts Steve Doocy (Taran Killam), Brian Kilmeade (Bobby Moynihan), and Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Nasim Pedrad) speak to various GOP figures about the current government shutdown.

11:39 PM Monologue

Host Miley Cyrus shrugs off the controversy surrounding her performance at the VMAs, while Moynihan and Kenan Thompson twerk behind her.

11:44 PM Commercial Parody

A promo for Two And A Half Men promises ever more outrageously lesbian behaviour from Charlie's long-lost daughter (Cyrus).

11:51 PM

On The Miley Cyrus Show, a newly edgy Miley (Vanessa Bayer) welcomes back Justin Bieber (Cyrus) to talk about such topics as his monkey and his bodyguards carrying him on their shoulders on the Great Wall of China.

11:57 PM

At AMC, executives brainstorm ideas to make their other shows, like Hell On Wheels and Mad Men, more like the buzz and ratings monster Breaking Bad.

12:03 AM Commercial Parody

In a forthcoming episode, the Duck Dynasty crew gets a visit from their wild cousin Millie (Cyrus).

12:08 AM

Miley Cyrus performs (with her band).

12:17 AM Weekend Update

Weekend Update features Anita Perry (Aidy Bryant) clarifying her remarks about abortion with the intrusive "help" of her husband Rick (Beck Bennett); and a visit from the Kardashians, so Kim (Bayer) can talk about new motherhood and Khloe (Kate McKinnon) can address her husband's legal troubles.

12:33 AM

On J-Pop America Fun Time Now, Jonathan Cavanaugh-san (Killam) and Rebecca Stern-Markowitz-san (Bayer) -- and their reluctant new faculty advisor, Prof. Brantley (Kyle Mooney) -- settle a beef with their classmate Shelley "Seo-yeon" Angelotti (Cyrus), a die-hard K-pop fan.

12:41 AM Commercial Parody

In a heartbreaking PSA, Miley Cyrus (as herself) raises awareness for a debilitating condition known as Hyper-Lingual Dystropy, a.k.a. "Giant Tongue Disease."

12:48 AM

Cyrus performs (with her band).

12:54 AM

Doctors and nurses in a medical tent at Oktoberfest deal with a variety of injuries and ailments that naturally result from being overserved.

1:01 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.