Screen: NBC

What Will Happen When Paul Rudd Hosts (this time)?

A Ron Burgundy walk-on seems kind of likely.

11:30 PM Cold Open

President Obama (Jay Pharoah) addresses the nation about the recent rash of out-of-control animals in and around the White House, from overly friendly puppy Sunny, who knocked over a disabled child at a holiday event, to Popcorn, the turkey who followed his official Presidential pardon with a multi-state crime spree.

11:36 PM Monologue

Host Paul Rudd mentions that he's hosting for the third time and tries to get traction for a "3-Timers' Club," with little success.

11:43 PM

On the Girlfriends Talk Show, Kyra (Cecily Strong) catches Morgan (Aidy Bryant) completely off-guard when she introduces their guests: their school's five cute new British exchange students (the members of One Direction).

11:52 PM

At an Amazon fulfillment warehouse, anxious staffers report on mishaps customers have experienced with the company's new delivery drones.

11:57 PM Short Film

A bored airplane passenger (Kyle Mooney) spends his whole flight sending passive-aggressive notes to other flyers, until they band together to fight back.

12:03 AM

One Direction performs.

12:11 AM Weekend Update

The GOP's terrified social media intern (John Milhiser) tries to do damage control for tweeting about the supposed "end of racism"; Ron Burgundy (cameo by Will Ferrell) and Brian Fantana (Rudd) offer their scotch-fueled critiques of Update co-anchors Seth Meyers and Cecily Strong.

12:22 AM

At a Christmas tree-decorating party, the exceptionally festive hostess (Kate McKinnon) notices that the ornament she's received as a gift reads "Don We Now Our Fun Apparel," not "gay apparel" as in the carol, and throws a hysterical fit.

12:29 AM

Bakstage after a show, the members of One Direction (as themselves) have to fend off the advances of a trio of aggressive marketers (Ferrell, Rudd, and David Koechner) trying ineptly to get the band to endorse their products.

12:34 AM Short Film

The Thanksgiving leftovers in a family's fridge seem to take up more and more space no matter how much they eat.

12:40 AM

One Direction performs.

12:46 AM

At her birthday party, Bedelia (Nasim Pedrad) ignores her guests because she'd rather spend all her time with her cool uncle Ted (Rudd).

12:55 AM

In a seedy bar, four inebriated salesmen (Ferrell, Koechner, Rudd, and Taran Killam) share their recollections of their legendary old friend, Bill Brasky.

1:01 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.