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What Will Happen When Tina Fey Hosts (this time)?

If 300 sandwiches doesn't get mercilessly eviscerated, there will be riots.

11:29 PM Cold Open

On the floor of the U.S. Senate, Ted Cruz (Bobby Moynihan) struggles to get through his anti-ACA "fauxlibuster" while getting savagely heckled by Texas State Senator Wendy Davis (host Tina Fey).

11:36 PM Monologue

Host Tina Fey describes what it's like to experience fall without going back to work on 30 Rock, only to be interrupted by her fractious former co-stars, Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin (as themselves), offering excuses for their latest bad press before remembering that she's not responsible for them anymore.

11:43 PM

On Girlfriends Talk Show, Kyra (Cecily Strong) and Morgan (Aidy Bryant) are joined by Kyra's intimidatingly cool young aunt, Alex (Fey).

11:46 PM Commercial Parody

In the spirit of Under The Dome comes CBS's exciting new "limited series," revolving around a group of people mysteriously trapped inside a bus shelter...but how? And by what?

11:48 PM

During the shooting of the Breaking Bad series finale, two boisterous PAs (Moynihan and Strong) deliver their parting judgments on everyone they worked with, including Aaron Paul, Bryan Cranston, and Vince Gilligan (as themselves).

11:55 PM

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Nasim Pedrad) makes her début anchoring Fox & Friends, displaying the sketchy grasp on the issues that the public has come to know so well.

12:03 AM

The Arcade Fire performs.

12:09 AM Weekend Update

Former New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner (Kyle Mooney) and former San Diego mayor Bob Filner (Killam) discuss their recent public disgraces; Fey and Amy Poehler (as herself) crash the Update desk to give 300 sandwiches the "Really?!? With Tina And Amy" treatment.

12:25 AM

Principal Frye (Jay Pharoah) exasperatedly offers announcements pertaining to the first day of school, with the help of his mousy new Vice-Principal, Miss Schroeder (Fey).

12:34 PM

At an Emmy after-party, Tina Fey (as herself) makes small talk with increasingly drunk Emmy attendees Jon Hamm (Taran Killam), Ellen DeGeneres (Kate McKinnon), and Amy Poehler (as herself).

12:42 AM

The Arcade Fire performs.

12:47 AM

In a doctor's waiting room, a too-friendly patient (McKinnon) makes everyone uncomfortable by sharing too much about her various health problems and how she came to be suffering from them.

12:54 AM

Three former porn stars (Strong, Vanessa Bayer, and Fey) offer their somewhat intoxicated endorsement of a brand synonymous with luxury: Romanoff Caviar.

1:00 AM

People wave goodbye, hug.