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The Final Fourth-Season Fight For Frank

While Sheila and Sammi battle over the man they both unaccountably love, the rest of his kids (mostly) aren't doing so hot.

Boy, you sure can tell this is a season finale, huh? Loose ends get tied up all over the place. Sheila's attempted adoption? Scuttled due to the wisdom of tribal elders, with the kids returned to their grandfather's custody (even though he doesn't have wifi). Bonnie and her gaggle of siblings? Moved on, in their van, to parts unknown. Fiona's prison term? Cut short due to good behaviour and the fact that she's a non-violent offender. Her difficulties in finding a job with a felony conviction on her record? Temporarily solved, with Officer Johnson's help: she arranges a job for Fiona as a waitress at a diner, working for a seemingly empathetic recovering addict. Between Fiona's wages and tips and the nest egg from Amanda's parents, things may just be okay for the Gallaghers after all!

Haha, just kidding, no one believes that. First of all, the euphoria of Mickey's triumphant coming-out has dissipated, and Ian is now on a down cycle with what is certainly presenting a lot like bipolar disorder: when he's not actually asleep (for hours, and days), he's lying awake in bed, staring straight ahead, and completely unresponsive. Checking in with him is one of Fiona's first stops the morning after her return from prison, and the immediate aftermath -- the Gallagher kids explaining to Mickey what may be happening with Ian -- sets up a likely storyline for Season 5: the kids' experience with Monica informing how they will want to help Ian versus Mickey's protectiveness and horror at the thought of Ian's being committed to a mental hospital.

And speaking of hospitals, Frank wakes up aware of who and where he is, and that Sheila and Sammi are not actually his mother and father. Sheila is overjoyed to see this kind of recovery just moments before her presentation to the tribal council, and makes the appropriate preparations: she tells Sammi that she's going to need all the room in her house for the kids she's about to adopt, so she needs Sammie and Chuckie to clear out by the time she gets back. Under the circumstances, I would call this a normal response, but of course "normal" is not where Sheila is meant to stay, because of course the council denies her adoption. Without the kids to fill all the various voids in her life, Sheila decides to dig her claws deeper into Frank (who doesn't remember the wedding), getting between him and Sammi and leading to a huge fight. Carl walks straight past both of them and wheels Frank out of the hospital and to the lakefront, apparently with a stop at a liquor store on the way, because Frank decides to celebrate his new life/liver with a forbidden taste of booze, and by yelling at God, "Is that all you've got?!" I imagine that this will also be an issue in Season 5, as Frank ignores medical advice and goes back to ruining a whole new liver, while Sheila tries to assert her wifely authority.

But the biggest tease for what Season 5 may be about came after the episode proper, and in an interlude during the closing credits: Jimmy pulls up on the Gallaghers' street, contemplates the house, but doesn't go in to look for Fiona -- or, at least, "not tonight." WHOA.

How Shameless is this fourth-season closer?

Shameless-y Element Present?
Fiona hates being happy. Fiona passes on taking a pill that another prison inmate gives her, and thus passes the drug test that confirms she should be permitted to leave after serving only 20% of her sentence (since she's a non-violent offender and the prisons are overcrowded). She even gets a moment of transcendent joy getting hugged by all the siblings that are at the house to see she's returned, though it doesn't last long.
Any character has sex. Everyone keeps their pants on.
Frank is selfish or manipulates someone. When he wakes up knowing who everyone is and his relationship to them, Frank immediately starts whining about how much pain he's in to mooch more painkillers from the hospital staff; when he's released, he gets Carl to take him to buy liquor (which he's not supposed to drink anymore).
A Gallagher commits a crime. Everyone's pretty well-behaved, though hospital security guards have to be called to break up a brawl between Sheila and Sammi.
Ian?! He's present in body only, but seems to have suffered a depressive relapse that's left him catatonic.
Debbie tries to grow up. When neither Fiona nor Lip is at the house when Mickey comes by at a loss as to how to deal with Ian, Debbie has to step up as ranking Gallagher sibling.
A screaming match between Gallaghers. Sheila bars Frank's hospital door and prevents Sammi from seeing him, much to Sammi's very loud chagrin.
College shenanigans! Amanda asks Lip to be her escort for some kind of bullshit sorority ceremony.
Sheila has a breakdown. The news that the tribe isn't going to let her adopt the kids after all seems to send Sheila into a territorial mood with regard to Frank, and leads to her shrieking at Sammi in a hospital hallway.
The Milkovich siblings pine for their boyfriends. Mandy is pulled up short at the sight of Lip at one of her pancake house tables after the ceremony (along with Amanda and some other couples), but when she holds it together enough to be cold but cordial to him -- and given how alarming it apparently was to Lip to get pinned by Amanda, it seems like he might be pining just as much for her.
The return of a past character. Oh, just Jimmy, rolling up in a car and looking at the Gallagher manse, no big deal.
Well, that was uncomfortable. Trying to lure Mickey back, Svetlana gets him alone and confronts him with a strap-on dildo. "You want it up in your poo place?" He does not.
Bombshell cliffhanger. When Jimmy's lady friend asks if he's going to go up to the Gallagher house, he replies, "No. Not tonight." So SOMEDAY! SOMEDAY IN SEASON 5!!!
10 / 13
Final Score
77%
Shameless
23%
Red Shoe Diaries (thanks to Svetlana)