Screen: NBC/Hulu
Screen: NBC/Hulu
- Alien
- Dinosaur
- Ghost
- Troll
- Werewolf
- Irradiated giraffe
- Regular giraffe with a terrible attitude
- Land shark
- Land sharktopus
- Bizarro Iron Giant
- Mutated Nikola Tesla (now with gigantism)
- Their own fears made manifest as monstrous flesh!
- Vladimir Putin
- Polar bear
- Poehler bear
- Despair
- Mansquito
- Abominable Snowman
- Abominable Falcon
- Radon
- Alien dinosaur
- Cholesterol
- Panther
- Pantera
- Panera
- Sitting
- Escaped zoo elephant
- Their own future selves
- Suspicious moles (both kinds)
- Crushing debt
- Bedbugs
- Cossacks
- Cusacks
- Oppenheimer's deadly toy
- Tough trees
- Viggo Mortensen & Drago
- Quicksand
- Slowsand
- Sandy Duncan
- Dunkin Donuts
- The unbearable lightness of being
- Snow blindness followed by tripping over things
- Fifty duck-sized horses
- Seasonal allergies
For Patriot Week we wonder:
How could Siberia's killer entities be more American?
- Aliens of Extraordinary Ability
- Dinosaur Jr.
- Ghost Hunters
- Patent Trolls
- American Werewolf
- Irradiated giraffe with cheese
- Regular giraffe with four cheeses
- Land loan shark
- Bail bondsman sharktopus
- Superman
- Mutated Thomas Edison
- Their own fears made manifest as pork rinds!
- Putting on the Ritz
- Grizzly bear
- Amy Poehler
- DMV lines
- Captain Mansquito
- Abominable Snowcongressman
- Abominable Ford Falcon
- American Crude
- Alien of Extraordinary Ability Dinosaur Jr.
- Cholesterol Medication Ads
- Sex Panther
- Pantera singing national anthem
- Pantera eating at Panera
- Sitting Bull
- Escaped zoo cobra
- Keebler elves
- Suspicious molé (sauce)
- Crushing national debt
- Bedbugsbunny
- Costco sock 12 packs
- John Cusack & Joan Cusack eating fireworks
- Oppenheimer's deadly deterrent to the Red Menace
- Tough treason sentences
- Clubber Lang & Rocky
- Quicksilver with Kevin Costner
- Slow cookers
- Duncan Hines
- Dunkin Donuts
- The unbearable lightness of baked beans
- Purple mountains followed by majesty
- Fifty eagle-sized horses
- Seasonal lattes