Screens: Universal Television

Why Couldn't NBC Give Smash That One More Chance?

Adam and Tara's rewatch reaches its big finish. Snif!

Our Players

Hello, I'm Previously.TV contributor Adam Grosswirth.
Hello, I'm West Coast Editor Tara Ariano.

The Talk

We've been fairly critical in this space over the past two months (marathoning definitely highlights the problems with the characters, as does the weird run of fifteen and seventeed episodes instead of the tighter ten or thirteen we would've gotten on cable...not to make excuses), but I just want to reiterate my sincere love for Smash, a love which this last run of episodes really confirmed. I feel like many a hope-watch ends like this: the show finally found its way when it was too late. Plus, we get to see a lot of Hit List fully formed here, and I love it so so so much. The "Don't Let Me Know" sequence where Amanda becomes a pop superstar through a very SYTYCD-ish dance montage is fabulous.

There is a lot about Hit List to like the more we see of it (I definitely liked it more this time than I did when the season actually aired), and this time through I definitely had a greater appreciation for how Smash made that show feel like a sensation: even though Smash was still mostly a series about Bombshell, this run of episodes even more than the last makes you feel all the Bombshellers' anxiety about doing all this work and polishing and drugs (Ivy) only for their production to be so easily eclipsed by a bunch of punk kids. These episodes around the Broadway transfer of Hit List and the awards noise are actually legitimately tense! Like, so much that they might have still had a lot of impact IF KYLE HAD LIVED TO SEE THEM.

"Impact"? PHRASING! Poor Kyle. I commented in an earlier post that it seemed like they were implying Kyle wasn't talented, and I was glad to see I'd misremembered that. Hit List was a sensation on its own ("as current as a status update," reads a pullquote on the theater, which, what?); it was only the Broadway transfer that was spurred by Kyle's death. It was also interesting -- and a little frustrating for me, as someone who, when I worked directly in this world, worked mostly Off Broadway, and who now works with theaters around the country -- to see Broadway discussed as the only acceptable outcome for Hit List. Also, the upsizing of the show definitely made it look worse, in my opinion. Lots of shows (including the somewhat painfully paralleled Rent) transfer with the same basic sets and costumes and an "if it ain't broke" attitude, but I get that Smash the TV show wanted to show us some bigger production numbers. (And I'm never complaining about "I'm Not Sorry.")

Can I, a little? Daisy's supposed to be The Diva with that MOM HAIR?! I know she has dirt on Derek and finagled her way into the role with her sexspionage, but seeing her try to do this part she's so clearly wrong for is painful, and not just because by this point if you're not Team Ana you're not paying attention. She had to put up with so much bullshit even before this injustice, and having this basic bitch roll up and steal her part is her reward? NAW.

Yeah, no, to clarify, I love that number because it's completely ridiculous, and I wish we could see Ana perform it instead. OH WAIT, WE CAN, thanks to the magic of DVD deleted scenes!

That costume is all the proof we need that Hit List was better downtown.

Daisy does get credit for finally, finally calling Karen out on two seasons of her bullshit: "Unlike you, I have been trying to get here for ten years. Ten years of lost roles, endless showcases, teaching Pilates. All the while knowing I was just as good if not better than everyone around me. After two years of that, let alone ten, you stop caring about being a good person, and you do what it takes." Though it's awfully weird of them to put that in the mouth of the biggest villain since Ellis. (I mean, I know plenty of actors who have not stopped being good people. Most of them, probably!)

Adam, can I admit something? I was REALLY hoping to turn my opinion of Karen around by the end of Season 2 because even I know how expected it is to hate her. But no: she really does suck. They actually made her whine "Are you mad at me?" at Jimmy. She continued cockteasing Derek. She tried to throw around weight she clearly did not and never will have, and acted entitled to everything she's gotten mostly due to Derek's desire to bang her. Karen, like Dawson Leery and Meredith Grey before her, is the kind of protagonist whose belief in her own saintliness cripples her show. I was right all along. Karen: I'm glad you're dead. (To me.)

Gif: Previously.TV

At least she didn't have any voiceovers?

Well, that's true. Should we back up to Kyle for a second? I feel like Julia would think we're not honouring him enough.

If only that car had backed up! (Potentially amusing sidebar with potentially annoying name-dropping: not long after Smash ended, I went to see Krysta Rodriguez in a real Broadway show, and Andy Mientus (Kyle) happened to be there too, so we wound up waiting for her backstage near each other. Multiple people approached him and told him that they always think of him now when crossing the street. Smash's greatest legacy: pedestrian safety! He also pointed out that we never see what hits him, but people almost always told him they were so sorry Kyle "got hit by that truck" or "that bus." Fans really wanted Kyle squished.)

Gif: Previously.TV

Anyway, I remember watching the first time around, with all the Jonathan Larson talk early on, joking that they were going to kill off Jimmy. I never thought they'd actually do it, and I never thought it would be poor Kyle. And I never ever thought they would be so Law & Order literal ripped-from-the (almost twenty-year-old) headlines about it!

What do you think of the Tom/Kyle story? I feel like it was kind of a cheap way to make Tom also give a shit about Kyle dying. Couldn't they have just skipped him? Also, why is Tom catnip to every gay boy in his twenties? It's not even like Christian Borle had his Peter Pan Live! arms yet!

They do a decent job of explaining that Kyle is starstruck (and if there's one thing Smash loves, it's a talent crush), but it did feel shoehorned in. When I started this run of episodes, I wondered if I'd accidentally skipped one because I'd forgotten that everything between Tom and Kyle after the Bombshell opening is told in flashback. They're sort of adorable together, though, except when Tom sings "slow down you crazy child, you're so ambitious for a juvenile" to Kyle.

Gif: Previously.TV

But we really really need to talk about this Rent stuff some more, because it's so weird. So, quick recap of the pretty famous real-life story: Jonathan Larson died suddenly after the final dress rehearsal of Rent. The first preview was canceled but the cast decided to perform the show sitting at music stands for friends and family. By the end of the first act, people couldn't contain themselves and were standing up, doing the full choreography. From there, the run sold out, the show was a phenomenon, moved to Broadway...if you're reading about Smash you probably know the rest.

So...the exteriors for MTW were shot where all of that actually happened. Scott's office was made to look pretty much just like the offices there. (Every single poster as far as I can tell is from a real production.) Hit List is already running and sold out when Kyle dies, so that's different, but then they do the performance at music stands until Jimmy runs on and says he wants to do it full out. Weirdest of all, unlike in real life (as far as I know!), Scott -- who is played by an original cast member of Rent! -- is a total creep about the whole thing, deliberately using Kyle's death to get the Broadway transfer to happen. Also bizarre, at one point Derek says, "I will not turn this into a requiem" to Scott, played by Jesse L. Martin, who sang the song in Rent that is literally a requiem and also sang it at Jonathan Larson's funeral. Certainly people have questioned what would have happened to Rent if Larson hadn't died, and all the press attention that came with that, but this was the most direct parallel of anything on all of Smash, and making Scott so gross was a really bizarre choice, making what I suspect was actually intended as a loving homage come off kind of...icky.

That Scott thing also felt convenient: it sure gave Julia an easy out on writing Gatsby for him if he's this much of a ghoul about a kid who died like twelve hours ago. They'd done a lot of establishing how much is riding on Scott's doing well in this job, but...that shit is cold. AND YET, when he says he's doing it as a tribute to Kyle, I kind of buy it? The Kyle we knew wouldn't have wanted his brand-new fans disappointed!

Scott really does seem like an idiot on every level, doesn't he? Which is a shame, because unlike some of the idiots on this show, he's played by such a likable actor! The Gatsby stuff makes no sense to me at all. Starting with: why would anyone want to see that?

Gif: Previously.TV

But if Tom really wants to do it, why doesn't Julia propose doing the musical at MTW? Why doesn't Scott just get another play? It's not like there's a shortage! Why does he think he'll get away with sneaking around? I've certainly never been in a situation like the one they're in, but I'd be surprised if the Hit List cast wouldn't want to do the show, so why the subterfuge? Like with Tom's histrionics, it makes me hate a previously enjoyable, sensible character for no good reason.

For sure the worst thing about Tom's hysterical overreaction to Julia's decision to write Gatsby as a play -- which by this point had already been staged as an actual reading of the book and was about to be a Baz Luhrmann movie, so henh? -- is that it made me take Julia's side. Tom had her on a pay no mind list as soon as he thought he was going to direct again; was he expecting her to pass her time firing up the old adoption again? (One of the weirdest things about this entirely weird and contrived storyline is that Tom's loss of City Of Angels happens offscreen; if it was such a big deal, shouldn't we have seen how it affected him?) Tom and Julia have obviously been each other's backups for a while, so it probably is healthiest for them both to dissolve the partnership at this point, but this is a really dumb reason and way to do it.

It all kind of works out in the end, and in the tiny hint of a setup we get for the Season 3 that might have been, it's implied that they're going to keep working together, but the fight really is dumb and boils down to poor communication between people who should know better. Hmm, just like all of Julia's relationships! Not that Tom is blameless, what with his constant childlike behavior. We're meant to believe these two are pretty Broadway-famous -- has Tom never been nominated for a Tony before? Because he sure acts like a doofus about it!

I think they establish that they've been nominated but have never won, and given what dipshits they are about it, it seems clear why that is. You can't even keep it together for a Q&A in front of people who can affect your careers? You've never picked up one tip on how to be expediently fake from the actors you're around all the time? Also, since we're on the subject of Julia...who was clamouring for Frank to make a return appearance? Did they have to pay Brian d'Arcy James for two episodes or something? I had assumed they got divorced offscreen -- the one conversation I was happy not to have televised all season.

I loved the Q&A scene if only because it was such an obvious (and fairly clever) homage to "Franklin Shepard, Inc." from Merrily We Roll Along, and I love when the show gets its musical theater nerd on.

But yeah, Tom would know how to campaign by now, and Agnes would coach him, and he'd certainly know the rules about bribing hot voters.

Gif: Previously.TV

But I guess he just couldn't handle all the...pressure he was under.

Nice segue, bro.

Well, I've been marathoning Smash, I've picked up some writing tips! Smash's writers never seemed entirely sure how much they wanted the show itself to be a musical (or maybe they wanted more and were constrained by budget), and as much as "Under Pressure" veers into Glee-ish territory, I LOVE that we get to see the entire main cast (minus Kyle's ghost, which really seems like a missed opportunity) come together and sing their faces off (in Jeremy Jordan's case one fears maybe literally) in the finale.

Gif: Previously.TV

Have all these people even been in the same room before now? The moment when they all converge on the stage of the Marquis is so satisfying to me.

Gif: Previously.TV

It's so great that it even smooths over how much I hate it when Debra Messing sings. I wonder what lines she had before they decided "...you get 'People on streets.' And try not to sound like a Sunday school teacher. Oh, you can't help it. Oh well." Jack Davenport could sing this whole time? Why didn't we get to see THAT every time Debra Messing was screeching at us?

Gif: Previously.TV

COULD HE??? You know I love him, and props for going for it (Anjelica Huston too), but...

LOOK WHATEVER HE SOUNDS FINE. I'm not saying he can step in for Jimmy while he's in prison, but considering the company, he acquitted himself decently!

No, totally. And that's what I love about it. Derek has to be in it, because they're all in it. It has such great energy, with all of them together on an actual stage like that. I think they pretty much knew they were shooting the last episode, too, so it gives it some real emotion. It doesn't hurt that it's a pretty unkillable song.

Very true. Also, since loading up that episode to watch to write this post, I've watched that clip five more times. It really puts you in the mood to watch that episode!

Yeah, I was definitely strutting through Times Square to it today. It doesn't quite rise to the level of "Let Me Be Your Star," but it certainly helped the series finale go out on a high note.

As it were. I didn't remember who won what at the Tonys at all, so the rest of the episode was suspenseful and satisfying to me too. Every decision on the writers' part feels like the right one: the injustice of Daisy jamming out both Ivy and Leigh; Jimmy's perfect speech for Kyle's book when he hadn't even planned to attend a few hours earlier; Tom and Julia missing their big win because they're yammering on at each other in their own little world; and...Karen losing.

I'd forgotten too! The sequence where they're all watching the nominations being announced was delightful, and I found myself getting genuinely wrapped up in it with them! Jimmy falling in love with theater, not just because of Kyle's death but because of the family he found and the work he finally became proud of, and realizing the show could continue without him was both moving and important (like, on a practical level). And I definitely cried when Jimmy cried at the announcement of Kyle's win...and all the way through his speech...and totally broke down when he said "It's okay, I got the one I wanted." And then there was Ivy's acceptance speech, which might as well have been the mission statement for the entire series, as well as its farewell: "For me, there is nothing more magical than that moment right as the lights go down and the crowd is waiting in silence with anticipation for the show to begin. It's a moment full of hope and full of possibilities. So I'd like to thank the audience for coming, and for believing, as I do, that there is nothing more important or special as live theater." THERE'S SOMETHING IN MY EYE.

It's all very dramatically satisfying and, shocker, pretty realistic! I totally buy the awards getting split up like that, with Hit List taking the artsier stuff (and Daisy for her showy, splashy, flight-including Diva) and Bombshell getting the production win for Best Musical. It didn't even feel cheap, which it totally could have.

Oh, sure. But Bombshell needs it more. It can have the win! As you said above, too, we got a tease for what Season 3 could have been with Tom's glass-closeted pal Patrick asking Tom and Julia to write him a movie musical; maybe the show would have turned into more of an American Horror Story-ish quasi-anthology, with a smaller core group of regulars getting orbited by new groups of people in other productions. We'll never know...but that also means we'll never have to suffer through Ivy having the most high-maintenance pregnancy Broadway has ever known. I won't say that's an even trade, but that's the one thing I'm happy didn't come to fruition.

She certainly has the most amazing doctor, who calls her with test results at midnight! But yes, as sad as I was to see Smash go, I can't say I needed closure on that arc, or Jimmy's visit to prison (you know what they do to boys with a Tony in prison, don't you?), or Julia's reconciliation with Michael Swift and his couch. For all the seeds the writers planted just in case, they clearly knew they were almost certainly done, even giving us the thinnest possible pretext for a fantastic closing number, and literally making the last words of the series "show's over."

Absolutely -- I love the carnivalesque feeling of "Let's just do it, who cares?" that permeates some of the more ridiculous moments of these last few episodes, which I'm sure the Pedant will (lovingly, always lovingly) engage with one last time. And just as the experience of watching the entire Godfather movie series back to back to back made Part III look like less of a shitshow to me than we all know it is, cramming this much Smash into my life sanded over some of its rougher edges. After a season that's seen NBC kill American Odyssey and A.D.: The Bible Continues and basically all its sitcoms and that spy show with Hope Davis and everything that didn't start with Chicago, I wonder if anyone there looks back fondly on Smash and regrets a decision that seemed right at the time...but maybe looks too hasty now.

Given the fact that Bombshell is apparently becoming a reality...maybe? Though cult status doesn't really exist without cancellation, does it? So who knows. Even when its budget constraints were showing, there's no way Smash was cheap, or logistically easy, so I get it. A friend of mine recently suggested that if it had been on just a year or two later it might have been picked up by Netflix or Amazon, and that feels plausible. One thing's for sure: Broadway (and Off Broadway, and regional theater, and Canadian theater) are incredibly fertile ground for stories (take a look at the cast list alone for the show that HBO decided not to pick up the year before Smash, and do yourself a favor and get a hold of a bootleg of the script), so we may never get Smash 2.0, but we'll get something like it. The logistics would be a nightmare, but I'd love a non-exploitative reality show tracking a Broadway production from first rehearsal through opening night, or the Tonys. Get on it, Logo!

Until then, Smash remains a singular sensation. I miss it already, again.

Me too. Thank you for letting us be your stars!

Gif: Previously.TV
32
Episodes Watched
0
Episodes Remaining
MVP
Live Theater
LVP
People On Streets
Gif: Previously.TV

The Pedant's Guide To Smash

  • If Previously.TV had been out of beta when the Smash finale aired, I definitely would have pitched this on its own. Instead, I'm just subjecting you to it here -- A selection of menu items from my Smash finale party: I'm In Tex-Mex; Crudités, Here I Come (with Second Hand Baby Carrots); Kyle's Street Pizza (tm Joe Reid); Dramaturgers (with Julia's Toppings Storyboard); and to drink, Smashattans and Megan Hiltinis.
  • LOTS of name-dropping of actual Broadway producers in these episodes, in addition to the ones who show up for cameos.
  • All the stuff about Bombshell's PR campaign (Tony-related and otherwise) is very realistic. And I appreciate the continuity from Season 1 that being a star is hard, and about much more than just talent.
Gif: Previously.TV
  • Scott's financial concerns are legit, but why would Gatsby be either a home run for edgy, downtown MTW, or cheap? And by the writer of Heaven On Earth? Ivo Van Hove or Enda Walsh, maybe. And then Julia can just pull the play after he's announced it...again with no contracts?
  • Eileen: "From what I saw at the benefit I wouldn't have said [Hit List] was big enough for a broadway transfer." IT HAD A HUGE AERIAL NUMBER!
  • "If we were on Broadway, you'd get a fine," Derek tells Jimmy when he arrives late for half-hour. Yeah, actually, you get fined Off Broadway too. I looked it up.
  • The pre-show announcement at Hit List encourages photography and recording because they're all downtown and edgy. NOPE! It's still a union show and those actors' performances are protected. Sorry, Jimmy!
  • Derek is hanging out backstage at the calling desk during a performance, talking to the stage manager. A world of no. I know he's worried about Jimmy, but if any director had ever done that to me when I was stage managing, I would have murdered him. Also, there's clearly a lighting change every five seconds during "Don't Let Me Know." There's no way Marissa can talk to him: she'd be calling cues.
  • The list of intentionally ludicrous musical adaptations includes Harold And Maude, which actually has a reasonably successful musical adaptation. Shade, or did they not check?
  • Hey, an assistant stage manager at Bombshell!
2015-07-09-smash13
  • "He had me call the ticket-holders back," says the STAGE MANAGER at MTW when Scott un-cancels the Hit List performance. It's not THAT downtown. We've seen the box office!
  • Karen and Ivy run into each other in Times Square on their way to Table 46 from their respective shows. Apart from the fact that real New Yorkers avoid Times Square like the plague in general, Karen has walked in entirely the opposite direction from her theater to the restaurant (which is fictional but we've seen the location) for this scene to happen.
  • Okay, for real, what fucking season is it? Because the Winter Fringe took place in summer, and now the Tonys, which are in early June, are clearly happening in the dead of winter.
  • Derek and Jimmy's concern over messing with Kyle's work after his death is very real, and another element of the Rent story they incorporated (this in a totally uncontroversial way).
  • I love the idea of the text messages to Hit List, but if people keep their phones on, how could you possibly prevent them from getting other alerts during the show? And even if you could, good luck getting people to follow those instructions, when you're already lucky to get them to simply turn their phones off now.
  • Related: "Can we really get that done by tonight?" NO.
  • Related related: They tech the new cues and no one is wearing a headset.
  • Related related related: They actually tried to do the texting thing at the real-life Hit List concert (in a venue where leaving your phone on vibrate isn't a big deal) and it didn't work at all. I eagerly signed up and didn't get a single one. If I recall correctly, someone else I was with got just one...after the show. Granted, they didn't have Jerry's money.
  • This one was obviously deliberate: Lin-Manuel Miranda, generally known to be one of the nicest men on Broadway, delightfully cameos as a total bitch:
Gif: Previously.TV
  • Ivy has to be retrieved from the bathroom for her curtain call. Doesn't she end the show alone onstage in the same dress? Morning sickness or not, I think she knows "It's time for the curtain call."
  • And now, my most pedantic item yet: every Broadway theater is serviced by one of two ticketing companies. This ticket is from neither of them:
2015-07-09-smash15
  • Worse, it says "Manhattan Theater Workshop" on it, but this is after the transfer! #PropCop
  • Why is Agnes calling Eileen from Eileen's office?
  • More questions about the nature of existence in Smash World: the clip we see of Leigh Conroy's old Tony acceptance speech is Bernadette Peters's actual speech from 1999. The Tony nominees include Casey Nicholaw, who directed an episode of Smash, and Sutton Foster, who used to be married to Christian Borle.
Gif: Previously.TV
  • Unlike the other theater interiors, the Tony Awards sequences and "Under Pressure" were actually shot at the Marquis, along with the exteriors.
  • Leaving aside what actually happens at the Tonys, the Hit List gang can't just decide to change their number on the day of the show. In fact, they wouldn't even be in the studio when we see them rehearsing. Tony dress rehearsal happens on the morning of the show, so they'd be long done already. And they certainly couldn't put in "Reach For Me," which is, let's recall, a GIANT AERIAL BALLET at the last minute.
  • And then when they change it again, I'll overlook the fact that they somehow arranged, rehearsed and teched the whole number during a commercial break because we're in Musical Theater Land, but no one seems to be wearing a mic, which means the people watching the Tonys on TV can't hear a word of it and are baffled. Plus, the main goal of a Tony performance is to sell tickets, which your touching tribute to Kyle is SO not going to do. (It's awesome though.)

  • Tony nominators (like Patrick) are not also Tony voters.
  • Why would Kyle have tickets set aside for the Tonys? He's been dead for months! I don't know, maybe that's how it works (for families and whatnot), but don't you think maybe his PARENTS might want to go, Jimmy?
  • Bombshell and Hit List have a joint Tony after-party???
  • I nitpick because I love. If Smash were set in some sci-fi fantasy version of Broadway, I wouldn't care about any of this, but because they got it so close to right, the things that are wrong stand out that much more. I've said it before but it bears repeating: Smash always nailed what it feels like to work in New York theater. And it was clear that everyone involved loved and respected it. I'll always be grateful that we got two seasons of that, and legit Broadway performers singing and dancing on TV, warts and all. I will think of you fondly when I cross the street, and, weirdly, whenever I sing happy birthday to someone I love.
Gif: Previously.TV