A List Of Things On TV That Are Great In Small Doses, Ranked According How Likely They Would Be To Drive You Mad If Stretched To Full-Episode Length

1. Jason Sudeikis hosting SNL in character as the What Up With That? Adidas tracksuit guy
2. A Justified that consists of nothing but Raylan getting treated for minor cuts and abrasions on his naked torso and thighs
3. New Girl is a half-hour supercut of Schmidt making Douche Jar-worthy infractions
4. A special two-hour cut of that one Bachelorette guy's girlfriend confronting him about going on the show
5. All belly-flop edition of Splash
6. A Good Wife told from Jackie Florrick's point of view
7. A How I Met Your Mother that's just a compendium of Robin Sparkles videos
8. Lana spends an episode answering rapid-fire "yup/nope" questions on Archer
9. A Parks & Recreation set entirely at Ira And The Douche
10. A Gallery Girls that's nothing but Maggie applying and getting rejected for jobs
11. Tim Gunn spends a whole Project Runway test-driving new catchphrases
12. A Law & Order that's nothing but random people discovering bodies
13. The Dowager Countess has a stroke and spends a whole Downton Abbey insulting the hell out of everyone
14. On Arrested Development, GOB never stops dancing to an extended mix of "The Final Countdown"
15. A Sopranos that's nothing but Paulie Walnuts repeating facts he learned from the Discovery Channel
16. A Hannibal where everyone's dialogue is just winky cannibal double entendres
17. A Peep Show where Mark responds to every question with "Chance would be a fine thing"
18. An all-slime episode of You Can't Do That On Television
19. A Futurama told from Scruffy's point of view
20. A Colbert Report guest-hosted by Eleanor Holmes Norton
21. A Smash where everyone has the day off and Julia goes scarf-shopping
22. An all-Plinko episode of The Price Is Right
23. An all-couch gags episode of The Simpsons
24. A Boardwalk Empire prequel giving us Kessler's full origin story
25. Kramer getting lost in a hotel and making an entrance into every guest room
26. James talks to his cookies in an hour-long compendium of American Baking Competition outtakes
27. A Frisky Dingo told from Mr. Ford's point of view
28. A Press Your Luck where the board keeps moving and never stops and a contestant just shrieks "NO WHAMMIES" for half an hour
29. A Watch What Happens Live where everyone gets alcohol poisoning
30. A Game Of Thrones told from Hodor's point of view
31. A Homeland that's just extended opening credits over an extended tootly jazz riff
32. He-Man has a stroke and bellows "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL" for half an hour
33. Zero Hour: a full episode of ticking clocks
34. 24: a full episode of "beep, boop"-ing clocks
35. On The A Team, Mr. T visits Congress, gets overwhelmed with pity for all the fools, falls into a coma

The all-Plinko episode of The Price Is Right is real, and it's coming.