Let's Rank Homer Simpson's Best Booze Moments!

Homer Simpson has a lot of terrible attributes. He's a shitty husband, an indifferent-to-negligent dad, a crappy employee, and a rotten friend. Does his history of problem drinking contribute to his poor performance in all those other areas of his life? Of course. But we're not here for an intervention; we're here -- during Booze Week -- to count down the best boozy moments of Homer Simpson's TV career.

1. Homer Delivers Some Political Commentary

   A tour of the Duff Brewery brings Homer face to face with that notorious TV moment we all remember: when John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon took a break from their televised debate to do a live ad for Duff Beer. Homer is NOT HAVING IT.

2. Homer Makes Friends With Mr. Burns

   Getting seated next to his boss at an SNPP outing to an Isotopes game could have ruined Homer's night. Fortunately, there's beer!

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OsgT2iGiTo

3. Homer Drinks To Escape Reality

   God bless this purveyor of workout memes for appropriating Homer's beer-assisted fantasy of his amazing body.

4. Homer Advises Bart About Women

   Some might say beer doesn't help Homer with his candor in this situation. Others might say he didn't do much better when he was still sober.

5. Homer Pulls Off The Most Whimsical Jape Of The Season

   Marge is annoyed the day after, according to her, Homer humiliates her at their classy cocktail party. Homer's recollection is quite different!

6. Homer Writes A Love Letter

   Really more of a love postcard, but it still counts.

7. Homer Visits The She She Lounge

   Getting banned from Moe's required that Homer try out some new pubs in the Springfield area. This one was the worst fit.