A Sarah Haskins TV Show Is Coming!

Blah blah blah, Malin Akerman booked a pilot, good for her (though...this mentions her role on The Comeback for one season three hundred years ago and not her work on Childrens Hospital right now? Weird). Buried in the middle of the report, however, is the fact that the pilot for the series -- which is called Trophy Wife and revolves around a young woman (Akerman's character) who marries an older man who has kids and two ex-wives) -- was written and executive produced by SARAH HASKINS! Yaaaaaaaaay, the star and creator of Target: Women is going to be making things we can watch again! FINALLY! I'm not the world's biggest Malin Akerman fan, but if her stardom can make this show get a series order, I will love her forever.

To celebrate, let's revisit some of Haskins's greatest T: W moments.

"This is, by far, the most erotic shoe commercial I've ever seen."

"You did it! You made this boring sculpture!"

"My v-bag is an aquatic, semi-nocturnal species of rodent who likes to try on underwear."

"Now remember: if you're giving your bathtub spout a handjob, it doesn't add to your 'number.'"

"Jewelry is about special memories. Remember that time you got married? Then you got old! The rainstorm. Graduation! The time you ruined your wedding dress when you got hammered and played soccer? Or eating a Big Mac! Running from the police!"