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Meet A Mixer Looking To Mix It Up

One of the stars of Logo's special on objectum-sexuals seeks a new mate!

Name: Maxwell Ng Börd.
Age: 6 human years/24 electronics years.
Occupation: Audio mixing board.
Height: 5' x 2' x 6"
Weight: 80 lbs.
Location: Portland, OR.
Education: No formal education, but plenty of hands-on work experience!
Seeking: Audio engineers.
For: Audio editing; a unique kind of intimacy.
About Me: I think that a lot of potential partners may dismiss me as an option because they think I'm only about audio engineering — and, certainly, that is something I am passionate about and what I truly believe I was built for. But it's not my only interest! Lately I've been studying Indian cooking and I would put my chana masala up against just about anyone's! It's also important for you to know that my Catholic faith is very important to me.
About You: You understand that, for me, intimacy means an "exchange of energy," not you taking any of your clothes off. I know it sounds chaste, but trust me, we can get up to a lot this way. In fact (as you may have seen on this documentary in which we were featured), my ex and I were so hot and heavy without his being naked in the least that he was kicked out of the priesthood. And that was only second base!
In Relationships, I... ...take a lot of pleasure in responding to your needs. Move my dials and sliders just right and I think you'll find that my feedback is is exactly what you would want it to be.
On Our First Date, We'd... ...help a recording artist lay down a track. Then we could see what else we feel like laying down. 😉
Contact Me If... ...you'd like to make beautiful music together! Or audiobooks, or podcasts, or instructional language lessons.