Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym #35

by Tara Ariano on June 29, 2011

in New York,Things I Think At, But Do Not Say To, People At The Gym

No one can stop you from working out in what are, without a doubt, the most spectacularly crotchworn gym shorts I have ever seen. I guess I’m kind of surprised that common decency hasn’t caused you to think twice about wearing them on the recumbent bike positioned directly at the top of the stairs, but since it hasn’t, please advise your GP to take a look at your right testicle because I’m pretty sure I see a lump.

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Barbara July 3, 2011 at 6:05 am

Those jeans are clean. Someone has washed them repeatedly, enough to know where the holes are.

The wearer is doing this deliberately – and choosing the “recumbent bike positioned directly at the top of the stairs” seems to me to be an attack on every female who walks in. This is one male I NEVER want to meet; I already know more about his personality than I want to know.

I wonder how many giant holes are necessary for your gym’s management to have a word with him.

WHAT WOULD HIS MOTHER SAY?

Leslie March 27, 2014 at 11:53 am

There is a woman at my gym who works out in a backless halter top. I wish I was you so I could write about it.

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