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American Horror Story: Carnival Is Coming
And we have a list of the extra-spooky/perverted midway attractions we can expect to see!
- Underage Prostitution Ring Toss
- Cocaine Bumper Cars
- Jean Struven Harris Wheel
- The Gimp Suit Zipper
- Barry-Go-Round (featuring Denis O'Hare as Barry)
- Whiskee-Ball
- Grift-a-Stab-a-Grope-a-Lick-a-Tilt-a-Whirl
- Tainted Milk Bottle Baseball
- Teabags
- Tip The Pussy
- "Log" Flume
- Dart Balloon Full Of Morphine Up The Ass
- Charles Manson's Helter Skelter
- Shoot The Heroin Chute
- Rockin' Rub And Tug
- Butt Pirate Ship
- Reverse Cowgirl Bungee
- Jump And Smile And Later Get Overcome By Crippling Guilt And Kill Yourself
- Wind Tunnel Of Love
American Horror Story's fourth season really will take place at a carnival, you guys. As for what a "wind tunnel" is: don't Google it.