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Donna Martin Graduates Even Though It Was Absolutely A Fair Cop And There's Zero Reason That She Should Be Permitted To Do So

New episode blurbs for the third season of Beverly Hills, 90210.

  • Brenda Gets Caught Sneaking Around With Dylan, Has The Balls Not Only To Be Defiant About It But Then Moves Out Of Casa Walsh And In With Dylan Who By The Way Does Not Ever Sign Off On It
  • Brenda's Punishment For Being A Selfish, Disobedient Dickhead Is Spending The Summer In Paris
  • Donna Falls In With A Photographer Who Pretends She Could Be A Model But Actually Just Wants To Sex Her
  • Un Plaisir De Faire Votre Connaissance, Monsieur Rick!
  • Kelly And Dylan Wind Up The Summer Of Deception When Brenda Comes Home; Brandon Dates A Bigot
  • DeadScott's Sister Sue Acts Out By Dressing Like A Streetwalker At School
  • While Brenda Unwittingly Lets A Tabloid-TV Producer Take Advantage Of Her Big Fat Mouth, Steve Starts His Half-Season-Long Odyssey With The Legacy Key
  • Brandon Learns For The Fiftieth Time That People Of Other Races Sometimes Experience Discrimination!
  • Sue's Uncle Is Molesting Her, But Andrea And Donna Fix It And We Never See Sue Again
  • Oh Non, Monsieur Rick Arrive En Californie!
  • Brenda And Dylan Break Up So She Can Date Rick And He Can Date Kelly And The Whole Thing Is Too Much For Dylan, Who Blows Town Because He's Like Tortured
  • David Arquette Is Diesel, Nikki's Abusive Ex
  • "It's A Totally Happening Life" Is The Worst Christmas Episode Any TV Series Has Ever Produced And If You Disagree I Will Fight You
  • Kelly And Brenda Get Tricked Into Dating Middle-Schoolers, One Of Whom Is Seth Green And The Other Of Which Is Seth Green's Old Nose
  • At A Spa, Kelly's Eating Disorder Begins When Some Esthetician Refers To Her "Problem Areas"; Also Mel Is Totally Cheating On Jackie
  • Dylan's Dad Totally Gets Exploded In A Car Bomb But Also Brandon Has A Gambling Problem!!!
  • If You Don't Want To Watch A Grieving Dylan Carry On Conversations With His "Inner Child," This Is Not The Episode For You
  • Dylan Needs To Get Over His Dead Dad From Two Episodes Ago Because Kelly Is About To Faint At Her Surprise Birthday Party From Taking Too Much OTC Speed (a.k.a. "Diet Pills")
  • What If Brenda Actually Decides To Go To College In Minnesota?!
  • Brandon, Dylan, And Steve Get Totally Taken In By A Grifter And Her Especially Dumb, Unbelievable Con
  • Donna Gets Too Drunk At Prom And Totally Gets Busted!
  • Donna Martin Graduates...Even Though It Was Absolutely A Fair Cop And There's Zero Reason That She Should Be Permitted To Do So
  • Two Junior Years Later, High School Finally Ends