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The Complete Big Brother 15 Twists
'America's MVP' and a third weekly nominee are just the beginning!
- Each week, fans will vote on "America's MVP"...
- ...and that player will get to nominate a third person in addition to the HOH's nominees.
- There will be a new level below "Have-Not," where not even cold showers are permitted (no pool access, either), and slop is replaced by liver-flavoured Kong filling.
- Big Brother will monitor who performs basic cleaning tasks; those who don't will be poked awake in the middle of the night by PAs and won't know why.
- Due to safety concerns, Production will no longer provide liquid Tide for laundry.
- Giving your alliance a name will automatically trigger an unrelated, false, incriminating report on you to DHS.
- From this point forward, live episodes are bottomless.
- Viewer voters will also get the chance to veto any player's Power of Veto.
- If vetoed, the Power of Veto holder can veto America's Veto if he or she wins an endurance contest against the week's nominees.
- The America's Veto Veto can be vetoed by Julie Chen, but only once for the whole season.
- Julie's Veto is, of course, subject to Veto by Secretary of State John Kerry.
- Secretary Kerry can transfer his Julie's Veto Veto to a fellow Cabinet member, which member Kerry designated last night in a closed-door ceremony at the Capitol.
- The Diary Room will periodically be invaded by a Burmese python, though Houseguests will never know when.
- Making your bed every day will make you eligible for a secret prize at the end of the season. (The prize is a $50 Red Robin gift card.)
- If you have to be reminded to put your microphone on more than three times, your punishment is to spend twenty-four hours listening to a recording of Rachel Reilly giving an unscripted museum tour of the Metropolitan Museum Of Art.
- The vents in the HOH room will pipe in the barely perceptible scent of bologna.
- Bedbugs!
- For each time you use the word "floater" or "floaters," a PA will be entitled to sneak into your room when you're sleeping and pluck one hair from your head.
- If you have to be reminded to put your microphone on more than six times, you must listen to a twenty-four-hour-long recording of Rachel Reilly laughing.
- The water supply is being treated with an agent that will induce infertility in all Houseguests.
- If you have to be reminded to put your microphone on more than nine times, you must spend twenty-four hours tethered, three-legged-race-style, to Rachel Reilly.
- Nanobots!