Screen: VH1
Backdoor Stage Mom Seeks 'Daddy'
In the latest Couples Therapy, Farrah Abraham made an online dating profile, and we found it! JK, we made it up.
| Name: | Farrah Abraham. |
| Age: | 22. |
| Occupation: | Actress? |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| Weight: | 115 lbs. (of which 3 lbs. is facial implants) |
| Location: | Bee Cave, TX; literally anywhere a reality TV production is taking place. |
| Education: | High school diploma; Bachelors, Culinary Management; school of hard knocks (which would make a good future title from Vivid...). |
| Seeking: | Men; chumps. |
| For: | Marriage! But if you're not into that I'm literally (ass) up for anything! |
| About Me: | Nothing is more important to me than my beautiful, precious daughter Sophia! And whenever I'm away from her for extended periods of time getting paid to attend parties or have on-camera sex, it's only because I want to make a better life for both of us! You can read all about it in my memoirs or my upcoming Christian parenting book! (There won't be that much about her in my series of literary erotica. But read that too.) |
| About You: | You are a good-looking guy with chiseled abs who also values family and will love taking care of my little girl and me! But if you're not into being a dad right now, my dad just lives down the street and he can look after Sophia while we spend the weekend together. |
| In Relationships, I... | ...latch on quickly because I didn't get enough love from my parents, and also because it makes a better storyline if it seems like I'm always trying to form a new family and settle down? |
| On Our First Date, We'd... | ...convince a VH1 casting director that we're together, having problems, and very serious about working them out. |
| Contact Me If... | ...you don't mind talking about Us on camera -- or even if you do. They can shoot around you, and I'll just make something up. |