Forget Paris

Alli (Melinda Shankar) was dating Leo (Alex Harrouch), a hot local. Maya (Olivia Scriven) was trying not to like Miles (Eric Osborne) out of respect for Tristan (Lyle O'Donohue) and Tristan's doomed crush on him. And Adam (Jordan Todosey), trying to get Becky (Sarah Fisher) back via text while driving (!!!) drove into a tree and everyone was like 🙁

Let's Talk About The Relationship!

Leo: Hello, I'm shirtless.
Alli: Why did you assume I wanted to break up just because I'm going back to Canada?
Both: There's only one way to solve this!

A Return To Modesty

They're covering their entire bodies, including their heads, with a sheet. And underneath the sheet, she still has her bra on and he's wearing his boxers and a t-shirt (meaning that at some point between opening the apartment door and getting into bed, he put those on). That's how teenagers have sex today. Deal with it.

Le Pont

So you and your boyfriend of half a summer have just said "I love you" to each other and he's planning to transfer to "Toronto U" for the fall: better get to this bridge -- which is totally in France -- and cement your commitment to one another by vandalizing the bridge with a lock. Except, whoops, he just saw that you got a text from another guy.

And immediately got extremely jealous and violent.

Quick question: is he still coming to Toronto to go to school?

Makeover!

The students are going to a Michelin-starred restaurant...but Maya has nothing to wear! Tristan isn't worried.

Maya: Don't say it. I don't want to go on a shopping montage.
Tristan: Oh, we're going on a shopping montage.

Cut to: shopping montage (with bonus playing mannequin!).

Then they spot the right dress in a shop window. It's too expensive, but Maya has her mother's credit card, for emergencies.

Maya: Don't say this is a fashion emergency.
Tristan: THIS IS A FASHION EMERGENCY.

Get The Look: UTI-Free Fashionista

Going to a Michelin-starred restaurant, you say? Here's how to make a splash.

Herve Leger Knockoff Dress: Teal? ...Okay.

Full Tumbler Of Cranberry Juice: A little club soda will take that right out and you'll still be able to return the dress to the store tomorrow.

Sweet Vindication: Now that Miles has seen what Zoe (Ana Golja) is really about, he's dumped her. But now she's gunning for you hard. Sleep with one eye...open? Or with your eyes half-covered by your glasses.

Texting While Driving

When you text and drive and hit a tree, you look like this.

Then you die in surgery and your brother finds out and he looks like this.