Did Hollywood Game Night Lure Mel B Back By Promising To Find A Celebrity More Annoying Than She Is?

Most Improved Celebrity

And poor Janelle probably shook her fist to the heavens when she showed up on set and saw Mel B wasn't just in her episode but on her team. But after the shitshow that was her performance last time, Mel B had nowhere to go but up, and up she went, wearing sensible separates (the bottom of which were pants), styling her hair so it wasn't a factor, and not saying anything too idiotic when she didn't know an answer, which was every time. She even contributed meaningfully to a game that didn't require her to demonstrate all the pop culture knowledge she does not possess!

Relatively speaking: jolly good show.

Worst New Celebrity

Teetering into the vacuum left by Mel B now that Mel's got her shit together is Ming-Na, who is pretty much the worst every time she's on camera. In the first game, Scary Poppins, she waaaaaaaay overacts how nervous she is about popping the balloon on her (inevitably) wrong answer

She tries to give herself the Mom Pass before her first turn in Celebrity Fusion.

But I didn't have to write her off as a person from now until the end of time until...this.

Cram it, Beauty Myth. No one is buying what you're selling.

Wisest Civilian Move

...So given all of the above, is it any wonder Bob, Ming-Na's team captain, just straight sits her out in the night's last two-team game?

Dumbest Celebrity Move

No, Kevin Nealon, when you're systematically trying to weaken your opposing team, this is the wrong call.

You leave her in, as the last member of Team DOOOOOOOMED!

Straightest Celebrity

If you feel that strongly about having to overcompensate for something, I'm not sure why you dyed your hair pink.

Least Braggable Victory

Ooooh, Pete and Niecy.

Between the out-of-left-field Natalie Portman clue, the factually incorrect Jon Stewart clue, and passing on a gimme like Bill Murray, Pete Wentz and Niecy Nash rightfully should not have won this round. Get a hot water bottle for your back, Janelle; you probably strained it carrying these other two nitwits on your back.