Hollywood Game Night Pits O'Leary Against O'Donnell And...Oh, Brother

Best New Game

Not only is Lend Me A Hand fun to watch for the home viewer -- and challenging as well, since the answer doesn't come up on screen until after it's guessed or passed...

...but at the end of it we get proof that the judges actually pay attention to rule infractions! Since that's the case, can we maybe get some advice to players on the flagrant miming that's all over every round of How Do You Doo?

Most Enervating Celebrity

Not so long ago, Rosie O'Donnell had a heart attack. Which is why I think her cardiologist should maybe recommend against her appearing on this show again in the future. She cannot chill -- not when she's just guessing during Clue-Boom...

...not when she's getting passed over as one of the celebrities picked for the bonus round.

When even a mild-mannered goofball like Weird Al Yankovic is cowering from her shrieking...

...you know it must be real bad in the room.

Dumbest Celebrity

Kevin would have definitely won this title for his half-assed Clue-Boom performance alone...

...if he hadn't already won it in Movie Misprint.

You got spattered with that one too, Rocco; be glad you're the less dumb of the two this time.

Randomest Drive-By Hate Crime

Oh, Rocco DiSpirito should know all about Mafia movies, should he, Jane? EXPLAIN HOW.

Mom-est Celebrity

Constance Zimmer, you know I love you. But take some time with yourself this week to consider why your cockiest moments came when you were about to make the biggest Hollywood Game Night boners.

Quickest Recovery From Complimentosis

Nate Berkus starts out doing that thing where he's so busy praising the stars whose names he's trying to make his civilian guess that he's not actually providing any useful information.

Fortunately he gets over it, and money is won. Phew.