Hollywood Game Night Plays In The Key Of D (-Listers)

Most Unwelcome Cross-Promotion

Jane Lynch does a cabaret show called (cringefully) See Jane Sing!, which has been mounted at a minimum of one respectable performance space since its creation. And I'm sure that people who pay to go and watch it are entertained and happy that they did.

But I did not pay to go and watch it, and I don't want to see a loungey joke cover of "Anaconda" performed by three AARP members when I'm waiting for a game to start on this GAME SHOW. Memo to Jane: NBC gave its next certainly doomed stab at a variety show to Martin Short and Maya Rudolph, not you. Don't do this again. tl;dr?

Me too, Ta'Rhonda.

Worst Footwear

I got no beef with you, Estelle. You seem cool.

Those shoes are not appropriate for tonight's events.

Worst Head-to-Toe Look

It's like Ciara went out of her way to choose a garment with the most potential to disintegrate.

The low-cut braless front wasn't enough, she had to risk sideboob with that halter too? Have some dignity, woman.

Best Game

Back To Back is always fun...

...even if I spent a lot of it very certain that Ciara was going to earn NBC an FCC violation with her wild, braless gesticulations.

Worst Game...Play

Not sure we've ever seen a worse showing in Block This Way.

Filthiest Game

Someone let their twelve-year-old nephew write Popped Quiz this week.

Points subtracted not just for Ciara's closing idiocy but for slipshod proofreading.

Most Astonishing Comeback

For someone who spent most of the hour being useless -- up to and including the first clue of this game -- Ciara really turned it around in a way I would have never guessed was even possible for her. Madam, take a bow. NOT TOO DEEP.