The Pitched Battle Of Team Incompetent Vs. Team Passable

Worst Celebrity

It's rare that a celebrity declares her worstness in her response to her intro, but that's one thing -- maybe the only thing -- that Rosie O'Donnell has in common with Taraji P. Henson.

Henson's pretty obnoxious...

...given that she goes on to rack up no points in the episode's first game.

It took until I looked up the official press shots from the episode to grok that Henson was actually wearing leather dress shorts, not a skirt, but still.

Sit like a lady, lady.

Worst Celebrity (First Runner-Up)

Angela Kinsey: not smart, doesn't try.

Worst Round

Team Incompetent chokes. But at least they choke as a team.

Most Pointless Cheating

At this late stage, there's just no reason for Archie to try to cheat; Reagan and Team Passable are soooooo far ahead. But this still bugged me.

You can mime now?!

Biggest Decline

From my notes after this first answer from civilian Reagan:

"Reagan is smart and confident." But that girl was a very distant cousin to the one who made it to Celebrity Name Game (with Breckin Meyer -- not Alison Sweeney, the one she should have taken).

Okay, fine, Questlove is kind of obscure if you are not a music fan and don't watch Fallon. But you don't know who Barbara Walters is? Get the fuck out of here, dummy.