Patton Oswalt Dreams Of Being A State Trooper Someday

Who’s Suddenly Everywhere? Patton Oswalt.

You Might Know Him From: The King Of Queens, where he played weird friend Spence, or from his standup comedy.

First Location Of His Recent Campaign To Be Suddenly Everywhere: As Billy Stanhope, formerly a friend and colleague to Walden (Ashton Kutcher) and now a scorned and bitter foe, on Two And A Half Men.

Next Location Of His Recent Campaign To Be Suddenly Everywhere: As Colin Schmidt, a "notorious smuggler," in the latest just-concluded sixth season of Burn Notice.

Second-Most-Recent Location Of His Recent Campaign To Be Suddenly Everywhere: As T-Rex, too-cool son to Terrence (Fred Armisen) and Emily (Carrie Brownstein) on The Simpsons.

Latest Location Of His Recent Campaign To Be Suddenly Everywhere: As Constable Bob, aspiring state trooper currently working as a caretaker for Raylan (Timothy Olyphant), looking after the house in Harlan that Raylan's trying to sell on behalf of the incarcerated Arlo (Raymond J. Barry).

Where We Propose He Could Next Be Suddenly Everywhere: We already know where he will be next: in this week's episode of Portlandia, and then on the second season of The Newsroom. But after that, he should appear on the only show he tweets about as much as Justified: Breaking Bad. (Actually, he tweets more about Downton Abbey, but that seems like a long shot.) Oswalt's already worked with Bob "Saul Goodman" Odenkirk on Mr. Show; maybe Oswalt could work with Saul in some typically shady capacity -- hacker/identity thief, perhaps?